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[obiwan]

#lorde just casually enjoying eating the hottest wings with barely a flinch

bonus:

[nintooner]

for a better tomorrow

[pankhearst]

the muppets, 1x01: “Pig Girls Don’t Cry.”

[graphitetroll]

Why did they make me watch Fozzy Bear experience a micro aggression

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[classycookiexo]

[capricorn-born]

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

[weaselle]

fuck it, i never ever do those “reblog for X, this one really works!” posts, but this one doesn’t have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesn’t even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

[vmohlere]

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

[ovur]

You don't remember my old url....? O-oh.. no its fine. I said its fine! Don't... don't touch me.

[ovur]

*trips while I'm running away and you get a panty shot*

[flunkett]

Huh

[pokec0re]

[xanny]

I literally hated this scene i used to feel so bad . like. they died

[lmm-43]

Me? cheat? i reread our favorite messages when i miss you

[naeneezy-deactivated20230824]

Or when we haven’t talked in awhile. Just so I can feel those same feelings before

[1moneychaserworld-deactivated20]

"of course i remembered" is a love language

[lilmamabeyellin]

[liquidlimits-deactivated2019032]

I just opened up a check in the mail, went to the ATM & found 20$ 😭 I’m not passing these shits up NO more on my mama!

[razxion]

Even if I do not receive money or good news, I did smile at seeing this smiling Buddha.

[xsugarwaterx-blog]

It worked the first time maybe it will work the second time,too 💯💲💵💸💰💯

[samwisethewitch]

I literally do not care what the Bible says about any political issue. I am not Christian. Christian scripture should have zero effect on my life or my personal freedoms. 

[samwisethewitch]

The fact that I did not mention abortion anywhere in this post, yet the replies and reblogs are filled with Christians trying to “well actually” me and/or resorting to anti-choice insults is… telling, to say the least.

[samwisethewitch]

So you agree? Current US laws banning abortion are based on the religious convictions of a select few?

[c3rvida3]

Oh, excuse me... I have a missed call from my beautiful wife, Spam Risk.

[fxlthyangxl-deactivated20240122]

lady at the coffee shop looking at me like it’s my fault y’all posting porn in the middle of the day

[tastefullyoffensive]

i hope i wouldn't laugh out loud in a room full of concerned audience members - but i would. also, they didn't even break character! give them a tony

[havingcompassion-deactivated202]

It’s the burning rage inside me that gives me that luminous glow (:

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

[grawly]