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shortcakedoggie-reblog

@nenerobopistol noodles are ready

nenerobopistol

THIS IS SO FUNNY?? YOU COULDVE TEXTED ME??

felixcloud6288

thethiefandtheairbender

putting these tweets here on tumblr bc holy shit did they just explain a lot

wormeel

Allistic people are not operating on some kind of inherent dog-eat-dog power play pissing contest instincts. And autistic people don't possess an instinct to view everyone as equal. (I would have assumed that everyone who's known more than, like, 2 autistic people would be aware of this.) We are not separate species.

Oversharing can come off as arrogant and it's harder for autistic people to realize this. That's literally it. I'm sure some people, who might be allistic, treat every social situation like a battle for dominance but it's not an inherently allistic thing. Like,

krankhar

Like literally one of the most dominant and insufferable man on this planet is autistic. Look at Elon Musk and tell me all autistic people think that the world is inherently equal XD

call-me-cd

These tweets read as someone who was clearly told they were "dominating the conversation" and turned around and went "Wow, allistic people think talking is some kind of power play!"

What they don't realize is that "You're dominating the conversation" is the nice, soft, gentle way of saying "I don't care, you've been yapping for 20 minutes straight, shut the fuck up."

caucusboi

I wanted to draw Scooby doo humanized with hippie vibes, and the whole gang as dogs,, maybe I draw them more(?? 👀✨

bugpumpkin

Honestly I love this because it implies that Scooby is just a guy with a bunch of dogs that drag him into trouble then somehow solve mysteries and crimes and he's just there like. My dog has a magnifying glass with her. Why. Why does she have that. And Shaggy (which is such a good name for a dog) is the only one close to acting like a regular dog. I also like to imagine that police will congratulate Scooby on solving another mystery and everytime he has to explain that it was actually his dogs that kept giving him clues and trying to put it together until he figured out what they were trying to communicate but no one in law enforcement believes him so everyone thinks he's a genius detective but in reality he just wants to go about his day, hang out with his cousins and chill with some snacks and his dogs (but 3 of his dogs are determined to solve mysteries and 1 comes along looking distressed everyday)

detectiveashcroft

Oh hey look, the idea got EVEN BETTER

disableddyke

onion not even doing satire at this point

punkitt-is-here

The funniest thing to me about Starlight is like. Of all ponies, except for Trixie when getting brain bangled by evil bling, she came the closest in the show of committing actual murder, and they never caught her in season five, she just disappeared into the wilderness. We know it turned out well but the mane 6 must been scared shitless that whole year. Its funnier when you know she was stalking twilight in season five. Imagine if one day she was like ‘hey how did that moondancer thing go’

this is how i imagined her internal monologue was for most of the season

feministism

sex-obsessed-lesbian

correct.

russian-dragon

Reminds me of one of my favourite posts

[Translation: People who say ‘What, we got to sign a whole contract before sex, now?’ should sign a whole contract before sex ]

gauntletqueen

(goes through an extended magical girl transformation, by the end of which I look the exact same, except I immediately shoot you with my perfectly normal gun that wasn’t there before)

micro-usb-deactivated20230625

fantasyrizzo

im gonna be real i do think we need to spend more time as a society encouraging adults to play pretend in structured ways bc what i’m getting from a variety of sources is we all like to make fake shit and pretend to be people we are not

fantasyrizzo

Discussion Questions:

Based on the original text, what assumptions can be made about the op’s engagement/knowledge or lack thereof with a variety of already existing structured play (for example: dnd, ttrpgs, larping)? Does it seem reasonable to assume that they have never experienced or are unaware of these?

What purpose does the word “encouraging” have in this statement? How does that contextualize the previous question?

How does “make fake shit” and “pretend to be people we are not” add to the humorous tone of the post?

v3nusv3nom

Name: baked-honey Class: 1 Date: March 2nd, 2023

1.No, it does not seem reasonable to me. The author suggests that more people in our society should spend time enjoying structured play, insinuating that they have played - or at least been made aware of- these types of entertainment and their value.

2. In this context, the word is used to imply that by societal standards, these types of entertainment are frowned upon for adults. This is suggested in the statement by the use of the word of “adults” in this context.

3. The use of this less official language is used to alleviate tension, as well as to add a level of relatability to the average person reading this post on tumblr dot com.

fantasyrizzo

baked-honey, you get a 10/10 and have exceeded expectations

(genuinely thank you thank you thank you its so funny you answered this for real)

astrodidact

intheheartofman

wonderwanda

I reblogged this yesterday, but I want to reblog it again. Diabetic ketoacidosis turns your blood acidic and will essentially burn you from the inside out.

The stories you hear of people dying from rationing, this is what happens to their body.

Affordable insulin isn’t just a right, it’s a necessity.

No one should have to die like that when it’s preventable with access to proper medication.

chrisbitchtree

How do you pronounce Massachusetts?

Massa-tu-sits

Massa-tu-siss

A secret third way that I haven’t been taught (please put it in the tags)

Voting ended onMar 7, 2023

I pronounce it Massa-tu-sits, but was informed today that Massa-tu-siss is apparently the standard, so now I need to know.

jelloapocalypse

It's so definitely pronounced "Massa-chu-sits" that I'm not unconvinced this is bait

britainbray

Sometimes even the villains have standards

mothnem

That was the entire plan. The Villain is now to busy being a father to be evil.

punkitt-is-here

cutie marks are so funny to me cause like. what if your life's calling + something you liked doing was flipping burgers. you get the mickey d's cutie mark the first time you step into a mcdonalds and everyone's like "woah i guess you're hired once the labor laws won't get us". do you think that shit factors into job interviews. someone with a gem carving cutie mark walks into a finance office and they're like "no go find a jeweler to hire you".

this is extremely funny because now im imagining ponies putting on fake cutiemarks suited for the job so that they have a better chance of being hired

punkitt-is-here

this ones too funny to leave in the tags thank you @leolaroot

warpedlamp

Alright this nonsense has to stop

So you see this

This is a tournament bracket. We set it up like this for a *reason.*

See the seeds on the side represent who is believed to be most likely to win the event as a whole. If you look closely you’ll see that it is set up so that people with a high seed are up against people with a low seed. You’ll also see that this is set up so that the 4 highest seeds are in different brackets from eachother.

The reason why this is done is so that we don’t have what should be grand finals matchups in round 1. We also do this so low seeds don’t just coast through the competition and make it to grand finals when they don’t actually deserve to be there, they just had no real competition to overcome.

As an added bonus to doing this, bracketing allows for very clear upsets. If you set up the bracket like this everyone knows who your top seeds are meant to be even if you don’t directly state it. So when seed 16 somehow beats seed 1 it really means something.

I know that it’s easier to just throw names on a list in no particular order and be done with, but I urge you to take some time to think about who is most likely to win whatever sexyman poll you’re doing and seed the bracket accordingly.