Shitposts

Idk lmao

[3mo-person69]

Side eye…. SIDE EYE

[3mo-person69]

This man has definitely been fruity in the past like he respects all sexualities and gender identities but is classified as straight but naw this man is a straight man with gay experiences like idk what is about him but like no way in heck this man was a “super straight” man. I said what I said🤭💅

[3mo-person69]

Jasper is my fav character in twilight like he went from this to THIS

Like omfg that’s a glow up if I’ve ever seen one (I’m choosing to forget he was a confederate soldier so hehe)

[incorrecttopgunquotes]

Maverick: *sees the broken coffee machine* alright. Who broke it?

Everyone:

Maverick: I’m not angry, just tell me who it was

Bob: I did, I broke it

Maverick: No, no you didn’t

Maverick: Hangman?

Hangman: don’t look at me! Look at Rooster!!

Rooster: What? I didn’t break it

Hangman: huh, that’s weird, then how did you even know it was broken?

Rooster: because Mav literally just put it in front of us and it’s broken?

Hangman: suspicious

Payback: Fanboy was the last one to use it

Fanboy: that’s not true, I don’t even drink that garbage

Bob: Let's not fight, I broke it, let me pay for it

Maverick: No, Bob, stop trying to save everyone. Who broke it?

Maverick: *to Phoenix, a while later* I broke it. It burned my hand so I threw it down the stairs.

Maverick: I predict ten minutes from now they’ll be at each other throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Phoenix: Good. It was getting too friendly around here.

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

(in 1986)

Maverick: I guarantee that in twenty years, I will be Iceman's second husband.

Iceman: What happened to my first husband?

Maverick: Nothing you can prove!