i dont fucking know anymore

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She/her. I never use tumblr desktop so I have no idea what my theme is anymore. Big Fucking Nerd with crippling self confidence issues and a love of the color purple. I have also officially been declared a sinner, which was awesome.

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He’s an alpha male, in the sense of being an internal playtest build not intended for public distribution.

Types of guys:

Alpha male

Beta male

Early access male

Release candidate male

Production male

Zero-day patch male

Console port male

Paid DLC male

Community mod male

Legacy male

There are rumoured to be types of male beyond these ten, but so far they have only been achieved by Todd Howard.

black-water-simping-ships

do you mean Male of the Year edition

GOTY (Guy of the Year) Edition

a cat will see a tiddy, go "is anyone gonna step on that?" (meow meow meow), and not wait for an answer before thrusting their little kitty cat toe bean paw at terminal velocity DIRECTLY at the nipple... who the fuck needs a binder? just get a cat to pulverize your tit meat flat. they're playing DDR down there. making biscuits on those buns. testing the jiggle to wiggle ratio. fucking, I don't know, seeing if it will fight back? meow meow meow, I am just a little kitty and I am going to crush your boobie with my little wittle feet. no pain, no gain. meow meow meow.

the-real-samuel

tiktoksthataregood-ish

afloweroutofstone

“We wouldn’t have to deal with the Delta variant if it weren’t for a bunch of uneducated people refusing to get their vaccine”

No, we would still have had to deal with the Delta variant, because neither Trump nor Biden showed any interest in distributing US vaccine stockpiles internationally during the early months when it could have had the greatest impact in dampening Delta’s spread throughout India. Public health experts explicitly warned policymakers at the time that this vaccine nationalism would enable the global spread of variants. But this explanation doesn’t let anyone in America feel superior to anyone else, so it won’t catch on

Pfizer and Moderna have quite literally raised their vaccine prices after learning their vaccines are more effective against variants and are set to make 41 billion dollars more than it costs to make the vaccine.

People not wearing masks is a problem. People not getting vaccinated is a problem. But the bigger problem remains white imperialist greed.

a collection of my favourite av club riverdale recap headlines

Just wanted to remind you all that SM64 - Watch for Rolling Rocks - 0.5x A Presses (Commentated) is the best video of all time

transformativeworks

[image description: a screenshot of a tweet from Tailsteak, it says: “If I write fiction where Theseus and the minotaur fall in love

And then someone else takes my fic, swaps out the labyrinth for a coffeeshop setting

And then someone swaps the minotaur for another mosnter

And then someone swaps Theseus for antoher hero

Is it still the same ship?”

9:37 AM 04 Apr 21

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this is a truly excellent shitpost joke, because it works even if you don’t realize it’s a reference to the ancient thought experiment about identity.

The thought puzzle was discussed by ancient philosophers such as Heraclitus (Cratylus 401d) and Plato (Parmenides 139),[1] later by Plutarch,[2] and more recently by Thomas Hobbes and John Locke. Several variants are known, including the grandfather's axe, which has had both head and handle replaced. The puzzle itself is an example of Ship of Theseus, as the original story has had various elements replaced over time. The particular "ship of Theseus" version of the thought puzzle was first introduced in Greek legend as reported by the historian, biographer, and essayist Plutarch:

The ship wherein Theseus and the youth of Athens returned from Crete had thirty oars, and was preserved by the Athenians down even to the time of Demetrius Phalereus, for they took away the old planks as they decayed, putting in new and stronger timber in their places, insomuch that this ship became a standing example among the philosophers, for the logical question of things that grow; one side holding that the ship remained the same, and the other contending that it was not the same. — Plutarch, Theseus[2]

Plutarch thus questions whether the ship would remain the same if it were entirely replaced, piece by piece. Centuries later, the philosopher Thomas Hobbes introduced a further puzzle, wondering what would happen if the original planks were gathered up after they were replaced, and then used to build a second ship.[3] Hobbes asked which ship, if either, would be the original ship of Theseus. An ancient Buddhist text titled in Sanskrit Mahāprajñāpāramitopadeśa, which was later translated into Classical Chinese (Da zhidu lun 大智度論), contains a similar philosophical puzzle. It takes the form of a body-swapping story. The story tells of a traveler who encountered two demons in the night. As one demon ripped off all parts of his body one by one, the other demon replaced them with those of a corpse. The traveler was left confused about who he was after the body-swapping.[4]

- Wikipedia

Lucifer's Canary

He's right.

every time we encountered a cassowary in the wild, god...it was the most unpleasant experience where you had to back away, but you didn't want to run screaming else that mofo might chase you, hells dino bird

this is hilarious. salmo the true destroyer of cyrodiil, bread-antagonist of oblivion

This is my favorite onion article title bar NONE

botanyshitposts

scientists in the 1990s, putting a Get More Purple gene attached to a harmless plant virus into an already purple petunia: please get more purple

the petunia, sensing an apparent honest to god Get More Purple Disease, using the previously undiscovered RNAi antiviral ability to shut down all other purple genes along with it just in case: you put VIRUS in petunia? you infect her with the More Purple?? oh! oh! her children shall bloom white! jail for mother, jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

sliversoakley2-deactivated20210

THE FUCKING ENDING

Megfulladok

first-order-simulacra

you will NEVER be prepared for this

Me watching - Can’t be that bad.

Me after watching -

link is a lesbian link is bisexual link is a gay man link is nonbinary and a trans man and a trans woman

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