Sunshine

[1st-1]

[40ozofsunshine]

Me covering Citizen-Sick of Waiting Acoustic. Havent plaid fuitar in 10+yrs Enjoy

[40ozofsunshine]

Wtf God?

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

what y’all thinking about fellas

[atavisticem]

So garlic is a natural anticoagulant, but then why would vampires be allergic to it?

Hear me out:

What if vampires made up all the stuff about them being allergic to garlic so that their victims would eat it, thinking it would ward off vamps, but instead it makes their blood easier to drink!

Because it doesn’t clot!

This has really been getting to me recently. Have I uncovered their master conspiracy or am I going insane?

[40ozofsunshine]

Demons do not wear white

[heartbreakhur]

[just-shower-thoughts]

That feeling when you’re smart enough to know how awkward you are, but not smart enough to know how not to be awkward.

[automatic-caution-door]

[inglorious-bastard-esque]

😂😂 she gone

[cataclysmictranquility]

do you ever look at your pet and you can literally feel your heart melting because you love them so much

[shavingprivateryan]

[thenatsdorf]

Keanu Thieves (via mushroombirdornaments)

[forestwildflower-deactivated202]

The people running after him makes it funnier

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

He looks so happy

[whostolemymonkey]

The whole post, blessed.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

RUN HOME KEANU!

AND DON’T STOP FOR ANYTHING!

[zeetumb]

Lol

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

IT’S HIS NOW :D

[prettysoulgem]

But can we talk about the paparazzi in front of him who got all this on film? XD

[realbiggay]

my interests include rough sex and compassion for animals

[sillysymphonys]

[chewedupclick]

Shoutout to the girls who get wet from giving head

[damianmcgintleman]

everyone talks about the folgers coffee incest commercial but remember the quizno’s commercial where the guy was fucking the toaster oven?

[mslockheart]

what the fuck

[flyawaymax]

what the fuck

[rose-mcgowan-stan-blog]

a MALE toaster oven

I support their forbidden gay love

[clearlyconfounded]

“Not doin that again that burned”

“We both enjoyed that.”

I’m dying how did this get produced

[suspicious-robot]

He also looks down at his dick when he said it burned

[dragon-in-a-fez]

my friend’s four-year-old son wouldn’t go to sleep because he wanted to keep looking at the stars and she tried to bribe him with a piece of chocolate and he just said “would you rather get a reward or be happy” and turned back to the window

[jausters]

Oh my… God?

[disgustipate]

Kids are so creepily wise.

[poisonovs-venus]

Shoutout everybody alone af in ur bedroom on this Saturday night