Trash

I'm not a stoner I promise

[topherchris]

[killue]

[franzkafkagf]

Alternate ending

[pizzathehutt24-deactivated20190]

Fuck yes!

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[dizplayname]

[ruineshumaines]

Picasso’s portrait of his adored dachshund, Lump.

[spillsnchills]

When a character doesn’t realize they’ve been, like, shot or whatever and they hand brushes against their side and comes away wet with blood, and they’re just staring at it like wtf is this and then their knees just totally give out on them and they sink down, maybe gasping a little as the reality finally hits them. That’s good stuff.

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

I see that, and raise you a character who knows they’ve been shot, but waits until the rest of their crew is out of sight to put their hand against the slowly spreading stain of blood on their shirt, then trying to steady their breathing so they can follow without letting on how injured they are.

[caffeinewitchcraft]

Okay but like the character who doesn’t realize they’ve been hurt trying to see if everyone else is okay only to slowly realize that everyone is looking at them with mounting horror. Then they touch their side to find it’s wet and oh no

[godlessondheimite]

character who’s been shot through the heart and you’re to blame you give love a bad name

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

[scornpios]

Libertarians are probably in nirvana right now

[bomberqueen17]

OK BUT THE THREAD??? Tumblr this is what kills me, you screenshot an amazing Tweet but don’t link to the source or UNROLL THE THREAD! So then I have to go read Twitter myself and lose my entire goddamn mind. Anyway!

here’s the OP and here’s the followup: 

There was another amazing thread on how fucked the Domino’s pothole-filling squad was, but this was from the same poster so it was easy to find. The other thread was about the concept of “prevailing wage” and how Domino’s was surely paying their workers minimum, meaning the job wasn’t going to skilled tradesmen and is further aiding the slippage of the former middle classes into poverty, but now I can’t find it. Anyway! There’s some underpinnings for that punchline.

[tropiyas]

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

[caribbeaangal-deactivated201610]

chai tea (tea tea)

naan bread (bread bread)

sharia law (law law)

[17-leen]

sahara desert (desert desert)

[letmebecrystalqueer]

lake tahoe (lake lake)

el camino way (the way way)

pendle hill (hill hill hill)

[torukun1]

soviet union (union union)

[ulanji]

mississippi river (big river river)

the los angeles angels (the the angels angels)

[pawpels]

hula dance (dance dance) dc comics (detective comics comics)

[some-fantastic-url-name-deactiv]

shakira (shakira)

[weloveshortvideos]

[tropiuz-deactivated20200618]

Is this real

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

[soft awoo]

[strix-avis]

context:

[manwithtitties-deactivated20170]

[classicmeevs]

10% Luck; 20% Skill; 15% concentrated doctor of phil

[weylandkonami-deactivated201803]

happy pride to all my friends and a happy kia summer sales event to all my straight friends

[catchymemes]