Sasuke.

[androidbisexual]

Me explaining that guys deserve their tiddies sucked

[thickness-protection-program]

[vapid-gay]

"Are boobs at all not boobs enough?" - Sappho

[fffuckthelaxbros]

I made some Samwell Student memes

[feastevil]

this is how it went down, right

[keirashark]

I love Brennan. Absolutely love him to death.

When he talks in Adventuring Party, he feels like the kid that hogs the Socrates seminar for a bit too long cause he’s scared he won’t get all the participation points.

[fridayiminlovemp3]

eldest child (honourific)

middle child (professional diagnosis)

youngest child (affectionate)

only child (derogatory)

[theshitneyspears]

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

i still think businessmen should use carrd but like, in exactly the same way internet teens do

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

*bright pink cherry blossom theme*

daniel johnson - 48 - he/him

INTERESTS:

- banking

- mergers and acquisitions

- tailored suits

MAIN KINS:

- homer simpson (the simpsons)

- all might (bnha)

- dad egbert (homestuck)

DNI IF:

- you stan Ch*se B*nk (🤢)

- you have less than $500,000 in your 401k

- your stock portfolio isn't diversified

[earlgrey-slutty-deactivated2021]

sasuke: naruto you are the love of my life (derogatory)

[animeseinfeld]

twisted fucking cycle path

[manaclone]

this is a gerrymandered district

[art-creature]

eternally / gel pen in sketchbook / instagram

[kittykatninja321]

au where Naruto reads Jiraiya’s will and realizes he’s only getting 30% of Jiraiya’s icha icha money and the rest of it is going to some girl on onlyfans

[teeveew]

DONT LEAVE THIS IN THE COMMENTS OP

[archive1092841814]

reddie homophobically canon 2019, destiel homophobically canon 2020. what’s going homophobically canon next year? what are we manifesting??

[smalltall]

#theyre gonna stevebucky canon in tfatws #and then steves gonna die in the retirement home right after 

[lefttobloom]

[phantomrose96]

Tumblr really left “I can’t even” back in like, 2013. but if there’s gonna be one night that it’s valid to revive that phrase, it’s tonight.

2020 lacks the vocabulary. It’s a lexical gap in desperate need of filling. We’re bringing it back out of sheer desperation

[phantomrose96]

My brain’s been an overstuffed mailbox for 3 days and y’all are really trying to jam “Putin resigned because he sensed his Omega Trump was in distress and as a pair-bonded Alpha he had to go to him” against the slot now huh, huh?

[phantomrose96]

ALSO WHAT THE F̴̢̡̤̹͈͍̜̱͖̂̅̊̐͌́̔͂̈̂͋̊̆̓̚̚͜͝ͅŪ̷̧̢̠̩̺̝̟̜̱͇̹͓̬̝̪̤̇̒̿́͛̈́̔͌͊͛͆̕͝ͅC̷͔̟̰̃̂̈̆́̊̐̎̈́́̄̿̕K̴̢̨̼̩͇̺͚͓͙͍̹͇̱̺̼̒̓̈́͊̈́͝͝ ̴̡̻̞̬̰͕̭̦͚͓̓̀̂͐͗̓͋͐̕͠͝ DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH DESTIEL?

[phantomrose96]

Today does not get to keep upper-cutting me like this. I know who Dabi is but not the President. A whole entire Todoroki and a no entire President. Yes Todoroki No Voter-oki 

[phantomrose96]

My psychic integrity was already weakened by the inhuman toll of thinking about Georgia for 72 hours. That’s longer than any human should ever have to spend thinking about Georgia. You can’t then stick this garbage shoot of information into my brain and expect me to come out okay

[phantomrose96]

NO I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THE TWITTER ARTIST WHO’S BEEN CALLED OUT FOR ROLE PLAYING AS TED BUNDY

[is-destiel-canon-yet]

Is Destiel Canon Yet ?

11/5/2020: Yes.

[myownworstenemyyy]

[imagineyouricon]

You have to wear the same clothes your current icon wears every day for the rest of your life! How screwed are you?

[clownhaggard]

u all want a catgirl gf until she tries to eat your goldfish

[aspicymcchicken]

fake

[clownhaggard]

bakugo. dont say that.