dni if: ur ugly; ur favorite pokemon is anything other than umbreon or cyndaquil (and a few other exceptions; send me an ask telling me what ur favorite pokemon is and i’ll tell u if it makes it onto the list - but ur on thin fucking ice!!!!); u like the word “stoked”; given the choice between waffles or pancakes, u wouldnt at least consider the waffles; ur currently wearing a blue tshirt; u main as toad in mario kart (i already play as him); u main as dry bones in mario kart (i just dont like him); ur favorite color is razzmatazz or cyan; u dont support british ppl; ur british; ur 29 or 43; or if u have any fewer than 3 stuffed animals on ur bed. if u have a problem w anything on this list, feel free to send me an ask abt it, but no hate will be tolerated :l





















