425rudy

The name's Rudy and I'm currently #dying - She/Her - Bi - Libra and literal 5'2" lean mean kick butt bean machine - PLEASE DON'T REPOST MY ART

[targetedknowledge]

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[nonetoon]

Everyone meet just a normal goose :)

[nonetoon]

Glad you guys like this totally normal goose!

[nonetoon]

I am making everyone remember normal goose

[nonetoon]

Well, I can not find the original separate post of this so I’m just going to tack these on here

[sad-face]

[sacred-portal]

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

I made a video about the northern pike :]c

[oneheadtoanother]

[nasturbate]

“nice blog”

thank you im really good at clicking reblog

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you are really good at clicking reblog

[userfish]

genuinely crying laughing

[sphynxofvenus]

inflations gotten crazy man

[homunculus-argument]

I like watching documentaries about random things because they'll have interviews of experts and researchers, and you can tell which ones have not stepped outside the shadows of University hallways since they got lost in there with the Minotaur at the age of 21, and which ones do field research, because the latter look like they've spent the past six months stranded floating across the atlantic on an implausibly floaty frying pan.

[poetrylesbian]

obviously dietary requirements aren't a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she's up to today and she said extremely seriously "ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia"

[ritavonbees]

this totally scans for a swear intensifier btw. what in the gluten free christ is going on here, Julia

[lakevida]

on it boss

[zanmor]

step 1: mitosis

[sandmandaddy69]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Gator of Holding

[sewer-sermon]

NONE OF YOU ARE EXEMPT FROM THIS 🫵

[myfairkatiecat]

Reading Russian literature is crazy cause everyone has a billion names and reading British literature is crazy because everyone in every family seems to have the same name

Reading Russian lit is like “okay so Raskolnikov is also Rodion Romanovich is also Rodya” and reading British lit is like “Miss Crawford told the other Miss Crawford that Mrs. Crawford was visiting Mr. Crawford so Mr. Crawford (different guy) told his brother Mr. Crawford that their father Sir Crawford is in town with Lady Crawford”

[acolytics]

never let it be said i dont treat my miis right