Ay Wassup

Gay|Irish|19

[konoko]

[sovietnam]

[ryebreadgf]

munchausen syndrome is what hansel and gretel had

[ryebreadgf]

[transfemininomenon]

hang on i gotta google some things

[transfemininomenon]

yeah this is funny

[wordfather]

some great ideas on how to be a menace to society

[fortscrotum]

[fella123456-deactivated20160217]

fleek

[melonmemes]

[guerrillatech]

[christinecanigula-archive]

god ok a few years back i had this friend who was like. an influencer. like a legitimate instagram influencer. paid promotions from makeup companies type. and we were talking and she was like wait how many tumblr followers do you have and i was like uhhhhhh 4k and she was like ooooo you should start doing advertisements on there get yourself some money. and i just quietly sat with the realization that we were two very, very different people

[christinecanigula-archive]

my audience of ex-theater kids and ex-ex-supernatural fans seeing me try to sell them the CUTEST makeup brushes or whatever

[malscare]

tumblr user pizza literally did this in like 2014 and got excommunicated

[beez-n-crackers]

[appendingfic]

Staff just suggested we all did this and got bullied off their own post

[fruityogurt]

lord help me because i can’t stop saying “i may have girlbossed too close to the sun” to myself whenever i do literally anything

[weaponsofclairvoyance]

i dont claim to be an expert on love but i think theres something to like… ok so my girlfriend got undertale on the switch a while back, right? and she’s definitely not a bad videogamer but it takes practice yknow, esp when youre doing a neutral route and actually fight stuff. so when she got to the hardest bosses i took the controller and beat them for her. not because she couldn’t, but because i love her. and that’s what my brother did when i was a kid playing sonic adventure 2 or whatever, not because i was dumb but because he was good at it and he loved me. and when i want my girlfriend to read something (a post, an essay, a novel) but she’s too tired to actually read so it i read it to her and i do silly voices and she laughs and we have more fun that way. when you hand a water bottle to your friend and they open it without you even having to ask. when you spent a million years fixing the flat tire on your bike and then your dad just takes the tools and does it for you. its not a judgement, it’s just a service. you could do it yourself, but why should you have to when you are loved?

[tiktoks-we-like]

[muchymozzarella]

This is funnier if you DON'T turn on the sound

[devilishdescent]

it fucking pisses me off so much that the pieces of exodia card art don’t connect together in any way

[fallingtowers]

Exodia just has the physique of Wario

[coolxatu]

most people are missing the 6th card

[cat-prince]

12 words… say it and I’m yours

[cat-prince]

[demonius-darkblade]

my mom once told me i was a ski jumper in a past life because she dreamed about a ski jumper dying in a terrible accident when she was pregnant with me, and said it was definitely true cause the ski jumper in her dream was also blonde. i never had the heart to tell her this is absolutely not something catholics can believe.

[queen-elizabeth-the-3st]

[gonzosestrangedbrother]

I was born an identical twin shortly after 911, my mum is CONVINCED me and my sister are the twin towers reincarnate

[demonius-darkblade]

HUH

[kalofi]

forever thinking of the time i just wanted to know how long i could go without sleeping and google autofilled it to “in minecraft” without me realizing. you can imagine my shock and horror until i read the website title

[xenosagaepisodeone]

Submerging an Italian in olive oil like you would an Evangelion pilot in LCL so they can operate at maximum psychological capacity

[santa-destroy-deactivated202211]

this is what my bellisima mama did to me when i was but a six year old little bambine and now im so unbelievably fucked up

[ifrits-deactivated20210804]

yeah ill reblog that

[penpeaches]

Grandma fighting bears so we can relax and play with stickers