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[44elle]

𓍯𓂃𓏧

. wlcm !!

. prefer to not reveal age!!

[byjove]

ages 0-7: slowly gain sentience

ages 7-12: be an ‘old soul’

ages 12-16: allow the darkness to consume you

ages 16-19: be a kid for the first time ever

ages 19-30: develop dad lore

ages 30-35: court a beautiful lady

ages 35-40: get married, start a family

ages 40-55: promise to clean out the gutters and never do it again

ages 55-60: allow the darkness to consume you once more

ages 60-75: swinger cruises with your beautiful wife

ages 75-86: be an eccentric grandfather

age 86: mysteriously disappear

[fromthemouthofkings]

age 111: Bilbo Baggins themed birthday party

[sweet4ngell]

[burgerdotcom]

reblogs were off

[crafty-butch]

anyone else notice how when "digital assistants" were just supposed to do specific tasks when you asked for them we had Alexa and Siri and Cortana, but now that they're being marketed as smart enough to take actions and make decisions on their own they've got names like Claude and Devin

[hiveswap]

Heartbreaking: the worst type of person you know made an excellent point

[yb-cringe]

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[rainboconversation]

I don't care how bad life gets i'm not watching Love Island

[womanguy]

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

[teamroscoes]

they need to be ✨️as close as possible✨️ to lewis

[sharl-le-car]

Comedy KING

[shiverandqueeef]

if you aren't best friends with your lover and a little bit in love with all your friends than what's the fucking point

[anarchistmemedistro]

[theconcealedweapon]

[14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat]

i love the differences between the people answering. on the floor rn

[russilton]

I prayed for times like these with specifically these two people…

[nari-nterest]

you know george russell is one crazy guy when despite the public spat that obviously affected his reputation more because max is the golden boy of f1 and max literally had a history of just crashing him heads on, he still said yeah i stilll want to be teammates with this guy ....

LIKE WHATS WRONG WITH HIM 😭