Too Many WIPs

[teaboot]

The interpersonal trauma is stored in the pussy???

[marinella-ela]

[wykart]

what do you mean my disability disables my abilities? what the fuck

[copperbadge]

Henceforth my personal secretary will handle my voluminous correspondence. Going forward, please address all missives to Copperbadge c/o Dearborn Q. Starbuck.

Yes those are felt tip markers. Mind your business.

[ramalamacreatures]

HANDMADE Polymer Clay Blue-footed Booby figurine before and after painting.

[copperbadge]

Me scrolling my dash

Post #1: Here’s how to get a free library card to read banned books

Post #2: BDSM isn’t for everyone but communication, boundary-setting, and understanding of power dynamics CAN benefit everyone.

Post #3: FACTS! ABOUT! ORCAS!

Post #4: Gondor has no Amazon TV show. Gondor needs no Amazon TV show.

Post #5: Twink cooking show stolen off TikTok

Truly this is the most blessed of social media platforms. 

[copperbadge]

Still feeling this four years later. Though I haven’t seen much discussion of any Lord of the Rings shows Amazon may or may not have produced lately.

[stupidrehab]

that’s just my nightstand knife don’t worry

[sr-roto]

[gumy-shark]

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

[iwilleatyourenglish]

so this might be the funniest text i've ever gotten about my partner

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[the-littlest-goblin]

the thing is I am pro-rpf on principle, but I do think you should keep it away from the actual people you're shipping. but it is NOT out of concern for their comfort (insert pete wentz bank account post), it's for the same reason that like animal behaviorists and field biologists and such try to stay out of view when they're observing animals in the wild. don't tip them off it's gonna to skew the results of my study.

[fulcrvm]

illya is so dramatic oh my god i love him

[sentimentalslut]

trying to explain to tumblr that the Middle Class in not their enemy

[sentimentalslut]

saw someone say that someone complaining about only having 7k in savings makes them contemplate “doing something bad”

you know that 7k covers like. one hospital visit WITH insurance, right?

[sentimentalslut]

“people who make six figures shouldn’t be allowed to complain —“ most people who make six figures are, these days, solidly middle class. where i live, a combined household income of $110k is *lower middle class*.

“people who can afford homes —“ are typically 400-600k in debt for them. also if “can own your own home” is your threshold for the rich you are contemplating eating, i think you are genuinely stupid

“boohoo your investments dropped, stop complaining rich boy” idk how to tell you this but. most of us have a retirement account. you should probably open one

[dirt-mann]

[that-weird-mime]

nyon!

[just-sans-things]

[bedupolker]

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