[bismillah1234-deactivated201801]

My goal is to ultimately hear my kids be like “wow dad really loves mom”

[miloserdie]

[powerburial]

when the wifes been hounding you and you just need to get out with your boys

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[gilkenansmonsterhouse2006-deact]

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

[cantcontrolthegay-deactivated20]

date me if you want to disappoint your parents

[neonprotagonist]

“are you a boy or a girl?” im a god

[cursedimages]

[toshio]

[hkirkh]

[euo]

[a-monami]

[a-monami]

[npd-and-me]

why is it that everything I think would be exciting to do is illegal

[reallynpd-blog]

Someone: you probably dont even care...

My low empathy ass: haha yeah

[thebootydiaries]

friend: i'll pick you up at 5

clock: 5:01

me: wHeRE teh fuKc

[christdookie-resurrection-deact]

[evil-saint-deactivated20180829]

We had a moment for about 0.48 seconds and now its over