hi im stupid

matilda / red fireproof intellect

[1-16]

he has a mouse car now

[4mulaone]

the 2025 wdc title fight was so bad we had to eviscerate the mclarens and verstappen completely this year

[4mulaone]

utterly btw

[4mulaone]

damn 2019 called they want their ferrari v ferrari v mercedes fight back

[4mulaone]

the 2025 wdc title fight was so bad we had to eviscerate the mclarens and verstappen completely this year

[4mulaone]

WHERE are my thousand second intervals . f1 timing sheets You have tormented me for too many years to be acting like you dont even have a job

[4mulaone]

watching the 2026 cars race feels like those sped up shitpost clips . why u coming fast for

[4mulaone]

ferrari aura farming race starts to piss everyone off and cause problems 👍

[4mulaone]

the max verstappen quali dnf to kimi antonelli car rebuild to lando norris hitting his cooler timeline is real as fuck

[4mulaone]

hey guys pulling up 48 hours late to the start of the season going to rawdog quali and race right now zero spoilers zero preseason context happy to see some cars go racing all being well 👍

[4mulaone]

had a dream i was charles leclerc going to my botox appointment but it took longer than expected bc i kept getting lost so i had to run back to my car bc i left my stupid gay dog inside but it had flash-flooded and the car was floating away and everyone and all the media gathered accusing me of animal neglect however i foresaw these events and put my dog inside an ikea bag in the car so he was chilling waterproof in the front seat but i couldnt tell the media this without looking insane and also i couldnt move my face because of the botox

[4mulaone]

ferrari need to do the funniest thing and start calling dummy pit messages every lap the best part being theyre so crazy no one least of all ferrari know if its for real

[4mulaone]

charles hustling his fuckass car against the world championship contenders…… u will be honoured in the halls of the kings for this

[4mulaone]

charles has got main characteriticus and its terminal

[4mulaone]

diva off: george russell enters stage left

[4mulaone]

charles has got main characteriticus and its terminal

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HAPPY SPORTS SEASON FINALE LETS ALL HOLD HANDS AND DIE

[4mulaone]

im the most normal sports spectator actually . i can view all outcomes and inevitables with the impeccable balance of unbiased insightful observations and dry witticisms chuckling from my idgaf throne at the unsightly infighting of the masses. (<- all my horses died at the first hurdle months ago because they are too stupid)

[sleevebuscemii]

lando and oscar need to wake the fuck up and realize they are victims of their own fucking team and that mclaren’s culture of ‘avoid conflict at all cost’ is really a culture of ‘we don’t want the responsibility of dealing with conflict we created and so we will shift the burden onto our drivers’ like they are both so dead set on holding on to this lobotomized idea that everything and anything is worth it and is okay and is fine and is for the best if it’s in the team’s best interest when it continues to put them in bad awkward and frankly humiliating positions. this insane fucking notion that you as the driver should care more about winning your team a constructor’s championship than winning a world championship????????? you do as a driver have an obligation to work towards the constructor’s championship but your team equally has an obligation to win you a championship like the papaya devil has the both of them chanting the same ‘there is no war in ba sing se’ pr package of ‘i actually don’t mind if i lose the championship this year it’s fine it’s okay. as long as the team as happy.’ have them completely indoctrinated into being so divorced from their own drive and competitiveness and ambition into these obedient dogs and people want to applaud how polite oscar and lando’s rivarly is when it’s like, is it polite or are they both just being asked to repress every emotion that isn’t the ‘my team is my family and i owe them my life’ cult mantra and putting them in awkward situations with each other where no one wins instead of just letting racing be racing and trusting them to handle whatever conflict may come from that. to claim oscar and lando are handling this rivarly well is to assume oscar and lando have been given the opportunity to BE rivals in the first place!!