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any pronouns // UK

[4nywhere3lsewhere]

Cassius & Brutus in the Eastern Provinces: My boyfriend and I saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe. Can you supply us with legions for the war against Octavian and Antony?

[catilinas]

more benches in museums

the benches need to have backs!

[thoodleoo]

oh so when other people call a baby "cute enough to eat" it's sweet and charming. but when i, cronus,

[thempyrealexicon]

"wasn't caesar progressive?" I am only going to tell you this once: julius caesar is not real

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

"do it scared" this "do it tired" that. well no one ever talks about the fucking insurmountable "do it with greasy hair"

[leonkennedysprostate]

"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten

[mcaelius]

[catilinas]

[cicero voice] my new year’s resolution is to return from exile

[p-clodius-pulcher]

[clodiuspulcher]

Etruscan Husband: We need some banquet vases bc my uncle Larth just died

Greek Merchant, handing over symposium pottery: of course sir here’s a batch fresh from Athens,

Etruscan Wife, examining the gay sex heavy pottery : …. Where are all the women on these…

Greek Merchant, knowing he won’t make the sale if he says wifes not allowed: Well…. They’re watching.

[isabellaofparma]

historical inaccuracies in period dramas are okay as long as i like them

[isabellaofparma]

they are, however, punishable by death if i don’t

[thecryptkeeper]

emails from students are either by someone who’s never written any emails ever (but we all start somewhere right) or “a thousand apologies i shall do better my liege”

[synfullewrecche]

they shouldnt put video games on the switch

[synfullewrecche]

[cassiusloverrrrrr]

Cassius and Crassus in Parthia is fucking ridiculous because the whole time it’s just Cassius having a good idea and Crassus going out of his way to ignore him and do the most stupid possible thing instead

[kebriones]

Thinking about the part of the Bacchae where Dionysus bends down a pine tree, makes Pentheus sit on the top of it and then very carefully lets it straighten back up. What if he suddenly let go of it by accident and just catapulted Pentheus off the mountain.

[4nywhere3lsewhere]

Tom & Jerry shenanigans

[celestial-fang]

Being a bisexual emperor must be the most stressful shit in the world. You go to the inner palace and all your wives are scheming. You go to the outer court and all the male concubines that you promoted to viziers through nepotism are fighting. Your wife just poisoned your favorite twink eunuch. There’s no peace

[pavelsmerdyakov]

I wouldn’t even notice the rapture with all the shit I got going on