Duffin

The official Tumblr for Duffin Ik, I’m surprised I have one too…

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hi?

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It's my 2 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

(I’m late to posting this I think lol)

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What the Onewheel ends up looking like, it’s natural.

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Our One Wheel Pint came today (after months of waiting!) and I’m super excited to get started epically wiping out tomorrow (don’t worry, we have a helmet!) 😂

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Onewheel Pint X - Sexy Photo - OC

Edited Version

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グリーンハウスを作りました。

参考動画 : https://youtu.be/l647PYrBI0s

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Goddamn… that shader is powerful.

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Hello there, this automated post signifies that @4uffin’s blog is officially 1 year old! 🥳

Anyway, have a great day Tumblr’s!

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😳

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Hello there, this is an automated Post.

Here, enjoy a crowbar from Call Of Duty: Black Ops 3

This was Posted, Friday March 12, 2021 at 7:00 PM EST

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Oh my god...

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Mayonnaise is not an instrument.

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I have dead ass imagined doing this myself. Perhaps on the bottom shelf.

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just took a shit. very sticky

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took a very small, baby shit. barely counts to be honest

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pooping right now; didn’t have the patience to wait before posting. on an unrelated note I dropped acid yesterday and highly recommend the experience

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shit again. something in the bathroom smells like mildew and I thought it was my shit at first, which was concerning

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another shit. still sticky by the way, almost all of these have been

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pooped again like a couple hours after the last one, but forgot to post, sorry. I only remembered now because I started drinking for the election and whiskey increases my IQ by 30-40 points

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shitting now. think I just narrowly missed the coveted 3-in-24-hours achievement. cest la vie

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oh I pooped again last night. really worried I’m gonna fall off the wagon with this again. so sorry

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took a sparse, meager shit just now

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this last shit was remarkable. I can only describe it as “sleek”. it almost shined. very long too

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pooped again and it was really quite something. huge, kind of sprawling, not sticky like the previous ones. kind of what I imagine a normal person’s shits are like. due to a couple unusual meals in the last few days presumably

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pissed my pants for the first time in my adult life today. doesn’t quite fit with the brand of this blog but it’s important enough to mention I think. it was largely intentional and I don’t regret it, only the circumstances that made it necessary

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exceedingly normal poop right now

edit: I spoke too soon

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this one’s right on the edge between diarrhea and a normal turd. there’s this dril tweet I can never find that constrasts the views “diarrhea is an avoidable problem that is caused by specific dietary or digestional issues” versus “diarrhea is just a thing that happens sometimes” and it was so meaningful to me. had never even considered people might not believe the latter

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three of my last five meals have been mostly chili (two of those reheated), and the other two have involved decent amounts of fruit. what’s coming out of my ass can best be described as “slop”

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I think I would call this shit “ragged”. weird but fine. yesterday I finished reading the manga Yokohama Kaidashi Kikou and I highly recommend it, it’s beautiful

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a turd with such a combination of width and firmness it actually hurt to push out. it’s been so long. of course then you look and it doesn’t look wide at all. makes me wonder how some of the real doozies on /r/poop top all time (highly recommended) were even possible

edit: last night I had a dream where I was talking to some people, said “you all” too fast so it sounded like “y'all”, then they all made fun of me for saying y'all

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just a perfectly normal poop today

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squeezed out a tiny little worthless scrap of shit. utter waste of my time

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sitting on the toilet thinking about how tired I am of all this (figurative) shit, pushing out the occasional little extra dollop

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another normal poop. surprising cause I didn’t drink coffee today. might drop acid in the next couple hours

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went all day without eating, shat a couple hours ago, then ate a huge dinner, and am now pooping again. weird stuff though like the uncanny valley of shit. my digestive system doesn’t appreciate being treated like this

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wonder what the probability mass function over the number of pieces of discrete shit I produce each time is. this is the third in a row where it’s fairly high despite the chunks being fairly solid and well-formed

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coffee shits used to be so much fun, back in the halcyon days of my youth. what happened? maybe this one’s just a dud

edit: my alarm woke me up in the middle of a dream today. so brutal. do we know why that makes you feel more tired?

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squeezing out the other two thirds of that last shit now. that’s more like it

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that one was basically just a huge, loaded fart. anyway I was thinking recently about how I used to make posts about anime girls. one I wish I made was “anime girl who hacks you”. that would have been a really good one

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took a very small shit earlier today and forgot about it. maybe like the size of my thumb, or even smaller. only remembered because I got kind of drunk for thanksgiving and as we’ve established that makes me smarter. I wonder if tumblr’s search facilities are such that the previous post will make this thread come up for people who search tumblr for “anime girl fart”. I guess this one will do it if the last doesn’t

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took a normal shit a couple hours ago and another normal one now. counting them as one because they should have been. maybe they’ll reunite in the sewers and find happiness together

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felt and sounded like diarrhea coming out, but looks pretty normal. what gives?

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been low-grade nauseous for like the last 16 hours and I wasn’t sure if it was something I ate or just stress. looking like stress cause that was a perfectly reasonable turd

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maybe not cause this one was a bit weirder. the component pieces lying in the bowl together look somewhat like a small squid, though less so the more I look at them

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tiny little baby shit. looked emaciated. that’s what I get for not eating much the last day or so I guess

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sickly ass looking shit ass. god damn

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a very compact, dark poop. if it were slightly less dense it wouldn’t qualify as a “real shit” by my standards

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trying to force a shit because it’s been too long and I miss the experience. all I get is a tiny little scrap, like the size of my fingertip

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we’re back baby and very dense. it’s been a weird week

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pooped earlier today and it was pretty normal. kinda grey I guess. last night ended my two week period of not experiencing any kind of sexual desire, which I was starting to worry about, so that’s good

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pretty normal shit here, maybe a little premature. I’ve been sleeping too much last couple days

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this last poop feels distinctly fake. like the playmobil to a normal poop’s lego. hard to describe why exactly but this has happened before

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had the extremely rare experience of nearly (barely?) shitting myself in what was meant to just be a rowdy fart. honestly disappointed cause I’ve been quietly proud of how rarely that happens to me compared to my dear brother

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little poopy

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god when was the last time I took a shit I could really be proud of. this sucks

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oh this one was nearly perfect! huge, which is the most important; unfortunately not just one big tube, which would have been ideal, but pretty solid at least. God Is Real And He Reads My Tumblr Shitposts

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squirted out a tiny little shit-resembling bit earlier today. wasn’t going to count it but changed my mind. been thinking about going back to posting normally but I’m not sure

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took long enough but that was a real good solid shit. what a relief. didn’t totally clean out my guts though I bet there’ll be a followup later today or tomorrow.

recently @yvfu​ submitted “submissions but no asks?“. I believe my intention when I went through the settings for this blog was to allow others to submit their own shitposts if they so desired, but not to facilitate off-topic posting

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called it! cleaning out the dregs like this takes the form of diarrhea I guess. from what I gather there are some people for whom that’s not an intensely pleasurable experience. sucks to be you I guess

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oh man there’s even more. almost completely liquid at this point. had some extremely spicy food a couple days ago that I was surprised hadn’t made me pay yet but this is probably it.

I’ve spent way too much of the last day reading trip reports online for various psychedelics. not a very healthy behavior

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taking a really small shit. barely above threshold. don’t think I gave up on this

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finally a normal shit again. this one’s really long, like at least a foot. hard to judge exact measurements in the bowl I guess. I had a good day today and this just makes it better

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just a tiny squirt of shit for now but I’ve been ripping the kind of ass that makes me sure my bowels are brewing up a foul concoction.

anyway I just learned an acquaintance of mine with constipation issues once literally passed out on a train from some kind of internal organs pressure from not shitting enough and when she woke up the cops were involved somehow. poor thing

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very dense, thick, but short poop. didn’t feel like enough. thought it twisted on the end like a pumpkin stem but that went away when I looked at a different angle

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shot out two decent sized shits in what must have been under ten seconds. incredible speed, though I usually prefer a more drawn-out experience

got the spicy hummus that makes my scalp itch today and it’s so good

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another normal-person-shit. reassuring. a friend just put a great meme in the discord with a giant anime girl crushing a skyscraper between her thighs and killing thousands of people but unfortunately I’m too shy to post it here

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took this selfie while taking a moderate shit. tumblr mobile’s built-in photo editing tools are out of this world

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taking a pretty demure shit. god I’m hungover

@transgenderer replied:

are you…wearing a pink hat?

yes my drip that day was a a light pink beanie matching the color of my socks, dark blue jeans, and a tank top cut out of a long-sleeve shirt for a barbecue restaurant I’ve never been to that says “IT’S ALL ABOUT THE MEAT” on the back

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took an incredibly long shit, like definitely the longest I’ve had on this post. then I made pancakes for breakfast :)

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another full-sized shit, so soon! real sticky like the last one. after maybe a few more months of this I might try to plot out the distribution of ISIs (inter-shit intervals) and see what can fit it

though sometimes I make these posts a few hours after the act, or concatenate two into into one if they’re close enough. so there’s noise with a weird distribution which might complicate things; hopefully the magnitude’s low enough it doesn’t really matter

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having diarrhea

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just a normal turd today but with some incredible sounds coming from my guts. reminds me of a time I was sitting in the library for hours with these horribly loud noises from internal gas chambers farting into each other or whatever that everyone could definitely hear and I was helpless to stop

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another diarrhea selfie. how does my braid look?

also took a more solid shit a few hours ago that felt like it wasn’t all that was left (sorry for not posting about it). maybe that’s a pattern cause that happened a few posts up too, huh

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pretty normal shit, pretty small. particularly dark I guess

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just a little poop. surprised there was anything at all cause I barely ate all day

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weird little dark pellets of shit, kind of like a deer but of course not that extreme. where in the fuck did I put my laundry bag

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extremely bizarre feeling on this one and I really wanted to get a look, but when I turned it was apparently small and slippery enough to disappear from the bowl. maybe it was a small creature that swam away

@birth-muffins-death replied:

Sorry I missed your latest pic king! Your braid is cute I just instinctively scroll by this post when it comes up

aww thanks! please don’t call me ‘king’ though I find the comparison to a monarch quite insulting

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absolute slop and tons of it. mix of “yep my caffeine tolerance is gone for sure now” and “that’s what canned chili does alright”

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this certain type of shit that’s very long and thin and tangled, usually light and not too sticky. the weird thing about it, maybe cause of how suddenly and explosively it comes out, is that I always feel like it was like that all twisted up in my guys and got shit out like, sideways, not along its length. it’s obviously absurd but I still always get that feeling looking at it

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a bunch of undifferentiated slop but still not quite diarrhea so luckily I don’t have to post a selfie. good cause I’m starting to regret that bit though I still think it’s funny. might be back in a few hours though cause my guts are feeling that way

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phone nearly died but we’ve got another #diarrheaselfie. so soon after the last shit! dont remember coffee doing this the last time I got rid of my tolerance so it’s probably the couple nights of having mostly brownies for dinner this weekend

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more diarrhea but I’m counting it as an extension of last time so I’m not taking another picture. having a bad day

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this shit has a wonderfully rich brown color, probably the nicest color a shit can have. was worried I was going to have to hold it in for another two hours but it turns out that thing is next thursday not today. had the interesting experience of coughing while squeezing it out and feeling that speed it up slightly

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man it’s been a while huh. this shit was pretty unsatisfying with lots of little bits to push out but moderately euphoric at least (coffee helps with that plus microdosing probably). judging by the pattern I’ve identified I’ll predict another one or two more aggressive shits in the next 24 hours (though it might be different this time cause the delay was in part caused by skipping some meals and drinking a lot of soylent, unlike other times). anyway while looking in the mirror washing my hands I noticed a smear of peanut butter on my right temple from eating several hours ago. thought that only got in my hair – woops!

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very small scrappy little bits of poop. guess the pattern isn’t holding this time, though I still could be surprised later today

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like soft serve ice cream

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more soft-serve though this one had the additional attribute of the first bit being propelled out by some gas, which at this consistency makes a very distinct popping sound, different from any normal fart. I always find that fun

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really lame and small poop here. recently evil-perdviv tagged me in some post with a cabbage soup recipe that supposedly gave people awful diarrhea asking me to try it and talk about it here. while I do like the idea of reviewing food with the explicit angle of what it does to your poop, that particular soup looks really unappealing and also I really don’t need to lose any weight like it supposedly does. there’s the issue that cause and effect regarding food and shit is always kind of unclear to me (though I generally make my best guesses at it here anyway)

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really long, maybe tied with the last one I mentioned being long here. that always feels virtuous to me for some reason

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fairly long but incredibly thin poop. and pretty bad consistency. 2/5 at best

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thick but so short that it’s overall small and quite hard. a type of poop I don’t often have these days but not so bad. I can appreciate the variety at least

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another fabled “normal person shit”. proud of myself. maybe a little on the sticky side but still within the bounds of normality for sure

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that’s one more normal person shit! eating a more normal and healthy diet seems like it’s actually doing something, huh. anyway earlier today I was thinking of doing this for a year in total which would put us almost exactly at the ¼th mark today. not gonna strongly commit to that though, it could be longer or (more likely) shorter

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yet another decidedly normal shit. really long too. maybe it’s cause I’ve been posting less. it’s kind of boring though I must admit

edit: oh yeah I forgot, I was going to make this a post on its own but realized it fits better here and isn’t good enough to stand alone: poop jokes are actually intellectual because it’s “number two” and that’s dialectical

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huge shit with the consistency of like, sloppy joe, but a good sloppy joe that sticks together pretty well. not bad – I had a gut feeling ;) it would be worse.

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a beautiful shit, one of the best documented in this post. long and thick, silky smooth, flexible enough to curl over on itself elegantly without breaking apart at all. a second little scaled-down chunk, almost a perfect minime to the first. I’m so thankful

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mediocre shit. very nicely smooth but dense enough that it’s too thin for my tastes, and a bit too sticky. today’s a big day for me

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solid, respectable shit. had a killer headache this morning prolly from not eating enough but that is being resolved

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bit stickier than I’d like but nothing else to complain about, except for the way it folded up on itself in the bowl not being very aesthetic. my shits have been so normal lately but my farts are smelling new and different. enjoying this unexplored realm of digestive system behavior

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a couple of smallish turds, pretty run-of-the-mill but I’m disappointed cause of how virile most of these have been for the past week or two. my mood and general ability to live the good life have been through the roof the last few days compared to the past year and god I hope it lasts

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another fairly disappointing shit, like a 3/10 in the same way as the last. first time using a public restroom in quite a while – had forgotten how awful the toilet paper is

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tiny little scraps. worthless. cause I ate so much food for dinner I think there’s just no room in my abdomen so something needed to leave prematurely

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huge and sprawling. surprisingly solid but kind of like wet-looking. and disconcertingly bright, almost orange. glad I didn’t have this one yesterday when the water wasn’t working for half the day

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moderate shit. notably took ages to squeeze all the little bits out, which is sometimes fun, but not today since I just want to go eat lunch

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extraordinarily normal shit, wholly forgettable. that’s fine. in response to my last post an anon sent:

rocking back and forth is useful to get it out without straining

this is true, and something I already take advantage of. not a foolproof method though. hope someone else can learn from this at least

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another exquisite shit, long and sleek and put-together and so on. several hours ago actually but I forgot to post – how rare!

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small unremarkable shit. nothing to see here kircheis

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having diarrhea during a professional zoom meeting. resetting the counter. can’t take a #DiarrheaSelfie for obvious reasons but this is from a meeting a couple days ago (was taking a screenshot of some shared screen) and has roughly the right look

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took a small shit a little while ago. also there was a small followup along the same lines a couple hours after the last update here, which I didn‘t bother noting (this has happened a few times before)

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pretty big poop. somewhat shiny. thought it was really bizarrely shaped at first, like a sperm cell or something, but I realized that was a bad angle and it had just folded up on itself weirdly

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took a pretty normal shit a couple hours ago. bit unsatisfyingly sticky cause I was eating a lot of lentils probably. always weird to me when I take two full-sized shits in one day like you’d think they could go together

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fairly normal shit. kind of dry I think. but that might just be cause of the automatic toilet cleaner thing my roommate installed giving the water this constant blue cleaner color. will probably get used to it but I can’t stop thinking about splashback getting the soap into my asshole somehow which is horrid

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a sickly sort of shit. yellowish, very soft which is I think what makes it thin cause it can’t stand up to the force of the sphincter. decent volume at least though. interesting to have a caffeine-induced poop from green tea rather than the usual coffee – the same sort of driving force but weaker, not as much fun

edit: wait this is the 101st reblog, which, subtracting the two from other people and adding one for the OP, makes this update #100. glad I’ve made it this far. doesn’t correspond to number of turds though cause some of these group a couple incidents together and one is just about pissing myself. we passed 100 physical shits probably at some point in the last couple weeks. here’s to 100 more!

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pretty normal coffee shit. bit smaller than it could have been maybe. roommate and I played ourselves by both buying toilet paper at the same time so now we have like 20 rolls lying around and there’s barely space in the bathroom. it’s like wipe city in here

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if a normal shit is like a nice home-cooked meal, this is something that came out of a can

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very pale, dry, solid shit. shorter and thicker than usual – intuitions about volume are off in those cases but I still think it’s smaller overall than the standard

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two quite small, dense and dark turds. clean at least

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quite normal shit. still dark, but not as much as last time, and more sticky – feel like those correspond to some extent. posted a few days ago about how I was planning to get stoned out of my mind tonight but circumstances may unfortunately make that impossible

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Omfg 😂

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That looks way to real... 😳

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I’m sorry but like, oh my god 🥰

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HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

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the first post ever on tumblr

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I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

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WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

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World Heritage Post

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like actually though. i’m in AWE of the notecount.

[4uffin]

Wait, so this is the first post on Tumblr?

Neat.

Also, damn the note count is insane.