Rats? What Rats? @5000ratsinatrenchcoat - Tumblr Blog

Intro

Name: Hollis

Age: 26

Pronouns: He/It/Xe

Previous Username: tills-flowercrown

Current Main Interests: Danmei, Alien Stage, The Summer Hikaru Died, cosplay, Link Click, Gachiakuta

Currently Reading: Remnants of Flilth/Yuwu & The Summer Hikaru Died (manga)

Currently watching: Blue Lock, Gachiakuta (rewatch) & Revolutionary Girl Utena

I am always down to talk about any of my interests so feel free to DM me about any of them!

You can find my cosplay stuff here:

Cosplay Hours

#intro #intro post #about me #hollis talks #meow

wetheurban

The bravest thing you can do is stop mourning the life you expected and start noticing the one that's trying to find you.

vibrantstarfire

ugh we need more manipulative characters that aren’t evil. lie and cheat and steal for a good cause. control every narrative. use narcissism for justice. ruin all of your personal relationships for the good of the mission.

3000s

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

3000s

nobody thinks this way, you are a broken person

navigatorsnorth

Phenomenal spare wheel cover I walked past the other day

mint-swirl

they teach you the golden rule, treat others how you want to be treated, but in a pinch you can apply the silver rule (be kinda selfish because you’ve earned it) or even the bronze rule (manipulate others purely for your benefit).

merelymaple

There's also the stone rule: Just start hitting people.

mint-swirl

that’s right

girldebord-deactivated20190410

I keep my money in bofa

whatsittoyabub

what’s bofa

girldebord-deactivated20190410

bank of america

jellyfish-cosplay

Halfway through this years cosplans what should I work on next?

What cosplay should I do next?

Round 7 Till (Alien Stage)

Narita (TGSWIIWAGAA/Green Yuri)

Yuri Plisetsky (Yuri on Ice)

Remaining time: 4 days 5 hours

clytemnestraaa

always such a struggle when you get to the sex scene part of the fic you're writing and you're not horny at all. i don't know. their things were touching. without ANY underwear. the end.

vimbry-moved

“wow, look! volcanoes! isn’t this neat? what do you think we should name this place?”

guy making it really obvious he doesn’t want to be here:

kness

A Meditation : 68 Capybaras

Available as a print.

theswisscheeserag

“I hate school I’m sorry Malala”- Funny yet poignant. Acknowledges both the difficulty of the task and the fact that doing that task is a privilege. Gives credit to the people who fought for that privilege with a tongue in cheek acknowledgement of the irony of the initial statement

“I’m just a girl I should be home baking bread not doing calculus” - at best historically uninformed at worst leaps decades back in time. Refusal to acknowledge the charged history of education and slights the centuries of women’s labor it took to reach this point

torirosepatrocolus

first in my bloodline to read this much gay fanfiction

thepaisleyelf

There’s a liquor store near my house that seems to be run exclusively by frat boys. They lovingly curate these bags, which I browsed today while “Oops I Did It Again” played through the store speakers. This is art to me, there is beauty everywhere for those with eyes to see it

thepaisleyelf

The update everyone has been waiting for….

virtualgirladvance

everytime i see this it makes me want to buy from them exclusively

poorly-drawn-mdzs

Hi Amazingly Drawn mdzs!

I tried your wwx oatmeal recipe after the reviews came in to see what the fuss was about (lol).

I gotta say, it’s pretty good? Genuinely just tastes like spicy congee! Nice balance of spice and umami. I added a fried egg for protein and scallions for garnish, and it’s just right.

P.s. Letting it sit on the countertop was indeed the correct and safe way to eat this breakfast. I now trust your recipes with my life.