Jade has its flaws, and life its vicissitudes. @jace-darkheart - Tumblr Blog

jewfrogs

falling asleep during the day: slipping away on a clouds so easy

falling asleep at night: I heard an ant gasp downstairs

draconym

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

draconym

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

cuunos

you've heard of nicknames and nicholasnames. now, get ready for what i've been calling reagan names. where you take a bastardization of a name and keep going. tip: you need to be very stupid to think this is funny

examples:

max -> maximilian -> mr million

conrad -> connie -> confirmation bias -> propaganda -> the proper gander

rolan -> rolan vehicle -> grand theft auto -> san andreas -> andy -> supermandy -> the superbowl

dogpuppy

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

paper-mario-wiki

hey.

it's time for radio taiso with Scout

squidsyes

Canto 2 proving which sinner is the best

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I don't want a Career I want to Fuck Around

dreamfarer

And not find out. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want to find out.

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The bamboo hatted kim gap moe has trapped me in its clutches

soppingwetjellyfish

YKICBYAATRN

ricedeity

hello / goodbye

razzmothazz

still caring about internet friends you lost touch with years ago is so embarrassing. yeah i had a deam we met up irl recently. the last time we spoke was maybe 7-8 years ago. i still wear the laces we randomly decided was a sign of our friendship. i dont know what any of your socials are or if youre even active on any. sometimes i see someones art resemble yours and i wonder for hours. do you still go by that name you chose? whenever i see it i wonder if its you. we couldve passed each other in this vastness a thousand times and not have a clue.

razzmothazz

we were lonely kids having fun together. do you remember?

#i remember all of those times so vividly #i know this is the only way im still connected to some of you. i still love and miss you all so dearly #im sorry our adult lives caused us to drift apart or that i had to lose you in the process of saving myself #id love to play catch up sometime if you happen to be reading this #i also never grew out of my void screaming i never liked keeping journals #well until next time! i hope youre living your best life!

finnglas

There’s an episode of Sesame Street (on Netflix! you can watch it easily!) where Elmo attends a toy-swap, where you offer up old toys you don’t play with anymore and receive someone else’s toys that are new to you. Cute!

But Elmo, after cheerfully surrendering his old toys, sees that the children who swapped toys with him are playing with his toys “wrong”! They’re imagining entirely different make believe scenarios! They’re pretending the football is a dinosaur egg instead of a rocket ship! Aaahhhhh!!!! And this is so distressing to poor Elmo that he does the unthinkable: He does swapsies-backsies and takes all his toys back!

This being Sesame Street, he learns that you can’t control how other people play pretend, but you can join in if you want to! And if you don’t want to, that’s ok, you can just play pretend your own way by yourself or with someone else who wants to play that way too. You can still be friends with people who play pretend differently than you (and aren’t being mean/harmful/etc, do not bad-faith-read this 🤨).

Anyway this is a post about fandom.