Mostly cats

[daysofsummer]

“She’d only love two things: The first was her long, dark hair. The second was how easily she could cut it off and feel nothing.”

— (500) Days of Summer

[katestewartt]

NEW GIRL Season 1 Episode 22

[coelasquid]

“this horror movie isn’t very good-”

This is the path the horror fan must walk, this is the path I have chosen.

The path of watching a lot of not very good movies.

[dappermouth]

when your cat licks his paw…then rubs his head with the paw… wow….that’s his shmapoo and conditioner…..

[mens-rights-activia]

[funnypicsdept]

[fairycosmos]

i hate applying for jobs because the employers are always like: do you enjoy working in a stressful environment???? do you strive for unobtainable standards of perfection???? are you good at dealing with people that make you feel extremely uncomfortable??? do you mind losing real hours of your life in order to make minimum wage?? are you a fan of capitalism??? do you love selling your soul just so you can afford to live???

[realfootage]

[glumshoe]

Scientists said that, did they?

[realfootage]

yea

[ojibwa]

wow i just cant take this anymore *continues to take it*

[tikkety-tok]

It's now safe and warm with some hazelnuts

[telepathylove]

[rars]

collection of images i found on google that point to cats’ primordial pouches

[robotbeowulf]

[valtsv]

please don't hand me the aux unless you want everyone in this car to know there's something wrong with me

[bogleech]

If God supposedly made humans in his own likeness what IS the deal with apes was he just like "me if I were a ugly hairy bastard lol"

[bisexualcrabking-deactivated202]

*writing in my diary using a glitter gel pen* I'm losing my sense of humanity

[samspurpletoothbrush]

WHEN CHARACTERS WAKE UP IN A HOSPITAL BED AND THEN PROCEED TO RIP OUT THEIR IVS

[dankmemeuniversity]

[geopsych]

Guilty as charged.

[sinothetimes]

THEYRE JUST SO CUTE OKAY

[hazy-october]