untoldhorrors

20 | idk what I'm doing

[foxgirltail]

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[segamascott]

"please disable your adblock to access this site" please suck me from the back while i make these cheeks clap

[ca314159bara]

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

[fairycosmos]

when avoiding the task doesn’t even free you from the obligation of it because youll still be thinking about it fucking constantly

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[kosmogrl]

things to beat:

- a dead horse

- yourself up

[m0rtesagrada-backup]

[srdcovka]

[papayajuan2019]

going to the choices made in anger market. what do you guys want

[existennialmemes]

Every Website right now: Give us a scan of your driver's license or be banished. It's for safety.

Every Website for the last 10 years: Oopsies we had another massive data breach! Tee-hee!

[lucydacusgirl]

What am I gonna do with my one wild and precious life omg it can’t be phone in bed forever

[longnuts]

Does anyone know what to do

[princecarlton]

[swagg1ttarius]

divine intervention where my guardian angel just beats the shit outta me

[heated-blanket]

they’re foreclosing on my mind palace

[jame7t]

Good morning to doomed people only