[nevver]

Orange you glad, Eva Woolridge

[riobeach]

[forestgreenlesbian]

Tova Katzman

[expressing-blackness]

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[fxkeg0th]

not to be horny on main or anything but I wanna be held gently

[btterflyarchive]

[satisfactiions]

[sheisrecovering]

[certasluas]

[smutlikeus]

girls guiding your hand to touch them is the hottest thing ever

[astridbabayan]

[ynka-deactivated20220613]

my desire to be hidden from the world just keeps intensifying

[the-wolf-is-a-gentlman]

[juniebjawn]

And oui’d

[ryebreadgf]

[wytchcore]

Transcript:

I’m about to expose the men. Whenever you ask a man’s height, he’ll add an inch. So if he’s 6 foot, he’ll say he’s 6’1 and if he’s 6’2, he’ll say he’s 6’3.

Not me though. I subtract 4. I say I’m 5’9. Especially when there’s other men in the room. And then I just watch them panic. Not only have you exposed his lie, but now he thinks he’s 5’3.

What I do is not a crime, but it should be.

[misslexsus]

[find-the-beauty-within]

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

[priincessolivee-deactivated2025]

I tried to scroll past this. I really did