God I'm a slut for emotional stability @51-percent-coffee - Tumblr Blog

musicforyourplants

boy-matt-deactivated20181204

*slams reblog*

ariesaav

Klezmer dolphins.

willcub-deactivated20180521

I don’t know that I’ve reblogged anything faster in my entire tumblr life.

toastbutteregg

51-percent-coffee

That's quitter talk, right there.

moonenjoyer

theyre so rude and in their mind theyre so nice for even talking to you at all

queenofthearos

this gave me PHYSICAL PAIN

mxnwtch

i didn’t realize that i repressed that memory but i absolutely did and it happened almost exactly like that

gleefully-macabre

I only made it halfway through.

impastawater

She creates more content like this on tiktok and they're hilarious but it's also so painful to watch. I even lowkey started to hate seeing her because of how accurate it is. But then I saw this comment in one of her videos and it really made me think

andy-kandy

I hated anything teamwork related in school and this was the reason why especially if the teacher was pairing ppl up

blossyay

I can’t believe I took all this time to make a 9 page backstory for Colton from Animal Crossing HAHAHAHAHA

mens-rights-activia

yrfriendliz

http://www.wsj.com/articles/BL-LB-51793 This is honest to god one of the funniest things I think I have ever seen. The idea of giving a baby a theme party based on a local personal injury attorney is something i am so jealous of I dont know how to properly put it into words. Also the fact that the lawyer didn’t come to the party somehow makes it even funnier.

tinseltownturkey-deactivated202

this is the kind of content i came here for

loving-women-is-rad

he didnt come to the party because he sees the baby as a future opponent

boethiah

when you successfully resist a self-destructive impulse

teaboot

"I was unhappy with my service, and I will not be coming back!"

Cool. Don't

teaboot

"Be sure to pass my complaint along to management." I won't. In fact, I'm going to tell him you left a compliment. Eat ass

teaboot

"You've lost a customer!" No. No, I wouldn't call this a loss

teaboot

Ma'am I know this may come as a shock to you but the reason you're unhappy everywhere you go is because every time you go somewhere, you are there. And I can sympathize. Because I'm experiencing this problem right now, too. But together. I believe we can make it through this

teaboot

Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. I don't care

dankmemeuniversity

c3rvida3

You all really need to learn to accept that the fact that you don’t like someone or something doesn’t mean it’s secretly evil somehow.

c3rvida3

Like, annoyance and disinterest and anger are normal human emotions, but we’ve created this weird culture where you’re only allowed to have bad feelings about things if it’s for some righteous cause.

And instead of taking that (deeply flawed and unhealthy, mind you) notion and maybe… I don’t know, learning to manage negative feelings that aren’t productive, people have just decided that it means that any time they don’t like something, they have to find some grand, noble justification for their dislike.

But you really, really don’t. Someone can be kind and good and still annoy the fuck out of you. You’re allowed to think a show sucks even if it isn’t problematic. It’s literally fine.

kattahj

Also, it’s possible to determine that you don’t like a thing, that you may even have very good reasons not to like that thing, and to simultaneously accept that it has value for other people. That a character who reminds you of that bossy mean girl from seventh grade may remind someone else of their big sister who always stood up for them. That an ending which is traumatizing for you may be cathartic to someone else. In a way, it’s like an allergy. “This is not for me” doesn’t have to mean “this is not for anyone”.