Fox's Things of Random

★ Fox/Wil ★ They/Them ★ Loves Pokemon and dogs ★

[swordmahes]

ra ra rasputin 10 months into quarantine

[meanplastic]

[cockdestroya]

[lyricvl]

[veinitas]

me when i see a cat: CAT! cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

[lurknomoar-deactivated20151109]

Fun fact: when I see cute animals, I forget English and automatically revert to my native Hungarian. I don’t know what bystanders make of me, reciting guttural gibberish to rabbits.

[quizzicalqueek]

But the real question is, what are you SAYING to the rabbits? Is it ‘RABBIT! rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit bunny bunny bunny awww cute bunnyyyyy’?

[lurknomoar-deactivated20151109]

Well, I usually say the Hungarian equivalent of ‘bun bun bun lil bun look at your tiny spoon-shaped ears awww bun brave little lawnmower bun’, but sometimes I say ‘hey rabbits, my sister’s gonna go to med school’ because I think everyone should know.

[littlegaywitch]

I live in Japan, and I always revert to English to talk to small animals, and I was cooing at this tiny little fluff machine of a puppy in baby english like “hello you’re so cute such a cute hello hello yess you’re good” and the 70 year old Japanese lady that was walking him started to *translate the baby talk english into Japanese* for her pup. She wanted to be sure he understood it too.

[sindri42]

https://xkcd.com/231/

[wind-voice]

ACCURATE.

[humans-are-space-orcs]

The aliens look on at this weird phenomenon and wonder about what other life forms on the human’s home planet will illicit this reaction

[just-shower-thoughts]

One of the unspoken things about being an adult is having a favorite burner on the stove.

[badjokesbyjeff]

Me at age 10: “I wish I was a dog. They’re always happy, get to run around all day, and everyone loves them!”

Me at age 24: “I wish I was a dog. I’d have died by now.”

[badjokesbyjeff]

[badjokesbyjeff]

[edolicious-deactivated20220127]

[badjokesbyjeff]

Same energy

[wizardgender]

[palistani]

what’s your nervous tick? i rub the back of my left ear with my right hand

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lorem64]

I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken in there!

[ankaa-avarshina]

Two words: Raw eggs.

[lorem64]

?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe

[ankaa-avarshina]

Don’t ask me, ask them Americans. I’m an Asian just passing the word on

[phantoms-lair]

*deep breath* Though the risk is small, raw eggs can carry samonella.

MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E. Coli. However, if you don’t mind making your own cookie dough, you can easily make it safely.

Take your standard recipe. Omit the eggs. Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold the cookie together. Since we’re eating the dough raw, that’s not needed. Take the flour, put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes. Any E. Coli is now dead.

Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM, perfectly safe edible cookie dough.

[crayyola-deactivated20220827]

Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom

[antique-scarecrow]

wait you’re telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag???

[kingantlion-deactivated20231130]

Why..why are you eating flour straight from the bag?

[captainsblogsupplemental]

[psilocybinaut]

What fucking movie is this from?

What movie does a teenager in a star trek uniform fall in love with whoopie goldberg?

[captainsblogsupplemental]

I love this misinterpretation so damn much

[catcvlts]

[lunarriviera]

look I don’t want to tell anyone what to do but if you go down that path you will wake up a thousand years later and all your great-grandchildren will be dead

[optimysticals]

But I get a thousand year nap out of it?

[frei-rancken-deactivated2020062]

That’s not the intended use Sir

[dalniente]

But I get a thousand year nap out of it???

[lynati]

One person’s bug is another person’s feature.

[petermorwood]

:-D

[atomicovermind]

This is a fantastic logo. 

[tankasaurus-deactivated20170602]

holy shit you’re right

[fndungeonmom]

the graphic designer in me just squealed a little bit

[insanelyasinine-deactivated2018]

Now that’s a passion

[yourplayersaidwhat]

[acutelesbian]

A lot of people ask me what my biggest fear is, or what scares me most. And I know they expect an answer like heights, or closed spaces, or people dressed like animals, but how do I tell them that when I was 17 I took a class called Relationships For Life and I learned that most people fall out of love for the same reasons they fell in it. That their lover’s once endearing stubbornness has now become refusal to compromise and their one track mind is now immaturity and their bad habits that you once adored is now money down the drain. Their spontaneity becomes reckless and irresponsible and their feet up on your dash is no longer sexy, just another distraction in your busy life. Nothing saddens and scares me like the thought that I can become ugly to someone who once thought all the stars were in my eyes.

[mindnumbingmess-deactivated2022]

Everytime I read this it fucks me up more.

[hainlich-deactivated20230218]

exposed

Inspired by this marvellous picture

[cannibalchicken]