The First Step is Starting Over

Together we can do hard things. Clementine, 1995. Inconveniently Jewish.

[mockiatoh]

If you are a very normal person you can sprinkle 1 teaspoon to 1 tablespoon of chia seeds into your ice cream for fiber and, more importantly, cronch

[meangirlnurse]

hello?

[mockiatoh]

nooooo that is also something we don’t want to do 😭

[cow-inthe-closet]

friend whos always planning everything: hey guys lets do something this week!! when are you all available?

friend whos always available: i can do whenever

friend whos constantly busy: im sorry i have work and then school and then the labyrinth and then more work :( i can do tuesday at 3:00 am for five minutes tho

friend with the randomly generated sleep schedule: (no response)

friend who went missing in the woods behind their house 12 years ago and hasn't been heard from since: (no response)

friend whos really into genshin impact: does anyone want to play genshin impact

[thebibliosphere]

The kid next door (talking toddler age) is playing outside and just wiped out in his Fisher Price car, and I just heard the babysitter say, “oh no, your insurance premium is definitely going to go up!” And the kid who had only been mildly sniffling before made the most confused, but startled sound you’ve ever heard.

Just very clearly an attempt at saying, “my what?”

He straight up forgot about his scraped knee and is now worried about whatever the fuck an insurance premium is.

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

[veryluckyclovers]

[reactionimagesdaily]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

which member of the batfamily would benefit most from going on thyroxine?

somehow I've never contemplated which Bats have thyroid disorders. maybe I'm a bad person

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

I decided Jason

[likemonalisa]

Rebecca Black, 2025

[pupperish]

I love this type of post so much

[catchymemes]

[wumbreon]

May we all know decadence such as this

[eelizabit]

Ok girlies time for our prescription 1-2 hour walk, imagine we r all in line like Madeline

[eelizabit]

in an old website on the internet all covered in vines, lived some lovely little mutuals in two straight lines..

[evilnicegirl]

this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018

[succumbing-song]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[xxxprosp3r0neilxxx]

Victor Frankenstein syndrome aka you spent nights over nights crying and bleeding over this work and now that it's finally done you're just like "nvm. it's trash" and go to bed

[sprinkledsalt]

I still can’t get over the painful stupidity of, “Ha! You say LLMs can’t think, express emotion, or have life experiences so they can’t make real art—what if I said the same thing about an actual group of people?? Huh?? Sounds ignorant and stupid now, doesn’t it? Checkmate, lib.”

No it turns out that stating a fact about the inability of a computer program to think or feel is not the same as being factually incorrect about humans being unable to do those things, nor is it the same as dehumanizing people and being bigoted against them by saying they can’t do those things. Changing the entire context of a conversation impacts whether a statement is true or false, funnily enough. Being an edgelord contrarian makes you stupid

[sprinkledsalt]

This made me laugh out loud because this is exactly what these people sound like ajgkjfgdhgdjk

[granularbrain]

On the set of Backrooms (2026) by Asterios Moutsokapas

[verylittlebird]

                                distraptor velociraptor =     —————

                                timeraptor