[maddiebiscuits]

gen 1 mew, my lil scrungly

[6thlovelanguage-deactivated2020]

dark green is a nice color. underrated

[hesitating]

ladies and gentlemen, Phtalo Green

[tearlessrain]

listen people are starting to realize tumblr isn’t dead we all need to be as cringe as possible for the next few months, it’s vital to our survival

[butchharrydalton]

on it boss

[commradequestions]

Just had that locked and loaded huh?

[bloodsoakedtooth]

Ghostface calls and asks what my favorite scary movie is and suddenly he's stuck listening to me info dump for 2 hours

[triangleguy]

hello...

[redfagdiver]

He fucked that old woman

[ampervadasz]

The winner

[r4cs0]

[helloitsbees]

the jumbotron operator:

[joyousgard]

"ao3 should have an algorithm" ao3 should continue only giving me exactly what I ask for which happens because I know how to use the search, sort, and filter functions

[molten-lavender]

I think I love tumblr the most bc I don't owe anyone anything. I can come on here and reblog the most unhinged ridiculous shit and then leave. I'm not giving any explanation.

[hella1975]

people with big extended families that are all super close do u know how lucky you are. like this isn't a shame post to make u feel bad this is genuinely a soft reminder bc i know how easy it is to take something for granted when it's such a normalised part of your life, so this is me saying you're lucky. you're so so lucky. people who live near or with grandparents and adore them. people who laugh with their aunts and uncles. people whose first friends were their cousins and first memories are of them getting up to mischief. people whose families meet up for huge meals and parties that are loud and annoying and messy but fun and full of love and people you know really well even if it is your grandma's second husband's daughter. entire communities built around one last name. you're so fucking lucky, make sure to appreciate them <3

[hatsuzuki-deactivated20211122]

[sketchiedetails]

Hey man you good?

[something-general]

By God as my witness no.

[dorbu]

why do they call it a restroom, i'm kicking so much ass in here

[dorbu]

just killed a wild boar

[hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao]

Howd u do it i been having some trouble with those

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

NOTHING makes me more mad than people shoving aside creepy behavior just because the person in question is neurodivergent and doesn't pick up on social skills well. there was this girl in high school who got way too touchy with me no matter how many times I told her to stop and the fucking school guidance counselor and school psychologist were like "well you can't blame her because she can't pick up on social cues well". i'm neurodivergent too but if someone begs me to stop doing something it's kind of fucking clear they don't like it???

just the way people approach neurodivergency is so infantilizing I hate it. if you ever reblog a post about how it's ableist to react angrily to someone invading your space i'll fucking kill you. half the things you guys call ableism are just straight up not, and this isn't even a tumblr thing, it's something supposed medical professionals believe.

[kerinnossbi-deactivated20210621]

It's no longer a social cue if someone says "stop, i don't like that" it's literally just someone verbalizing what they expect you to do. which is stop.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

^^exactly

[roach-works]

if you state your boundaries clearly and someone crosses them after that, the brain condition they have is being an asshole

[secondbeatsongs]

I just watched The Room (2003) for the first time with some friends and I. I cannot. this broke me

the pizza? the one that Lisa orders? the half-hawaiian, half pesto-and-artichoke?

that’s my favorite pizza

that’s the pizza I order every. single. time.

what does this mean?

like, have all of the pizza places I’ve ordered from for the past decade thought I was referencing The Room? have I been getting silent judgement from the local Dominos without my knowledge?? is this why that guy at Mod Pizza laughed at me that one time??

how did I, a person who had never seen The Room, choose this as my favorite pizza? is this fate? happenstance? 

what does this say about me?

I’m having like. an existential breakdown over this

[secondbeatsongs]

[andthentheywilleatthestars]

is this….tearing you apart?

[secondbeatsongs]

goddammit

[yourlocalnymphh]

D.L. Smith

[whatareyoureallyafraidof]

[ghost-cassette]

“So many more people are left-handed these days!” - Said after we stopped forcing lefties to use their right hands

[ilikeit-art]

Ceiling decoration.

[bogleech]

How do I make one of these that eats people

[crazy-brazilian]

[08080808990654322245751-deactiv]

KING

[ruimtetijd]

there's so many more