hey look it's dorbu

you can call me dorbu or Nova or Kaylee or Dust or Succulence. 29/white/trans woman, she/he/they prounouns. currently asleep beneath a mountain. if ur high check my #ref tag

[fl00dland]

[leolaroot]

drive thru guy: im so sorry for the wait im working alone tonight

me watching the ants crawl around on the bricks wall outside his business :

[xtec]

This is what the average YouTube thumbnail looks like now

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[jeffgerstmann]

A super-secret cult of lesbians performs erotic experiments on bodies from the local hospital. Their purpose: to revive the spirit of their ancient leader in a virile human form. Now it's up to the Midnight Strike Force, a team of busty justice fighters, to go under-cover (and under the covers) to stop the nefarious acolytes before they succeed in their diabolically dirty schemes.

[deadandwalking]

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

[castlerobin]

[hotvampireadjacent]

Taylor Swift fans pay $32 for garbage from outside wedding

The garbage was from outside the barriers that surrounded Madison Square Garden for Swift’s wedding. Read more at straitstimes.com. Read mor

[duncebento]

they probably pay $32 for garbage from taylor swift every year-- each time she releases an album!

[kropotkindersurprise]

New York sculptor spent $100,000 to make a Charlie Kirk statue no one wants to buy

Sergio Furnari said he thought the lifesize sculpture – which no one commissioned – would raise ‘millions’ of dollars

[dogpuppy]

[badassdemonsword]

[brucespringsteencomments]

[thesensitivepervert]

I just purchssed the rights to the deltarune musical for 850,000$

[antlord325]

Thank you sensitive pervert. This will save Tenna’s odds of winning the sexyman poll

[thesensitivepervert]

Dont know who/what that is, this was purely a business decision to extract money from children

[eternaldollgirl]

perhaps we go a little evilstyle tomorrow. as a treat

[eternaldollgirl]

[jarnt8]

[jarnt8]

Smokin'!

Somebody Stop Me!

[niceinchnails]

[atmodeforce]

The B-52s creepypasta youtube thumbnail

[atmodeforce]