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divorcing the canucks a tiny bit but ready for the pwhl szn hopefully

one of the biggest bummers about men that isn’t like an explicit crime is how they act when a woman knows more than them about a shared interest or study… it is such a threat to them and they get weird as hell trying to put you beneath them however they can. when a man knows more than me i’m like oh cool that means there’s more to learn about this thing i love

#this is why i got so sick of talking sports with men #they percieve me as a woman and couldnt handle this mentally ill teenage girl knowing more about their team than they did!#it was always trying to trip me up and catch me being wrong!#🙄🙄🙄#with a couple exceptions. one of my brothers buddies who does know more about hockey than me #(plays the sport as well as was one of the few people who watched more games than me in the year)#and its refeeshing. i do defer to his understanding of the game but he talks to me as someone with like. valuable insight. not like a poser #sorry for putting allat in your tags

blessyouhawkeye

when auston magatthews gets traded to vegas and the last american captain of a canadian nhl team is vanquished the portal will close and a canadian team will win the stanley cup for the first time since 1993

grantmentis

Like idk man it’s crazy I’m looking at every PWHL teams instagram and I don’t see a single highlight reel for any of the players picked including first round players but I do see them pretending to put on lip gloss and mascara. Now that I’m not hyperfocusing on what picks are coming up next this is pissing me off more. What the hell

#...#genuinely so annoyed. i havent been looking at the team instagrams #only caught vans no1 pick #but god.#this is fucking killing me. guys are we ever making it out of here

minyard-05

love my hockey mutuals. occasionally poetry snippets or kafka quotes will cross my dash tagged "san jose sharks" and i have to think well i didn't watch it so who am i to judge. maybe franz kafka did write that about the san jose sharks