It's too hot for this Jersey

Trying to keep up with hockey from Australia. Unhealthy love for surly goalies, Swedish angels and the Vancouver Canucks. Way more chill than my tags would suggest.

[enki2]

[arsanatomica]

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[super-metroid]

if shes your girl then why have i slowly been replacing her parts until there’s nothing left of her original body? is she then still your girl?

[averysoftsheep]

They ship of theseus’d my girl

Can’t have shit in Detroit

[roach-works]

this actually perfectly demonstrates the transitive property of memes: you can replace a meme piece by piece until it only structurally resembles the original, and it is, in fact, the same meme.

call that the meme of theseus thesis

[fadeverb]

tumblrites can have a little intertextuality as a treat

[heroofthreefaces]

my naym is ship and when i’m broke the broken part from me they toke

replace the part had been the plan but in the morn hand door car man

[trickstertime]

*me shoving transitive properties into my purse* sorry, I have to go

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

We owe the reddit refugees an apology for making them see posts like this

[cat-with-no-name]

no we don’t this shit is enrichment in their new enclosure

[marlynnofmany]

*slaps roof of Tumblr* This baby can fit so many rare vintages, you just have to go deep enough, there are some great memes in the cellar, come see

[sexygaywizard]

Things are happening on reddit

[candlesear]

[traegorn]

Limitless (2011) dir. Neil Burger

[selkesson]

also. also also. did you guys know that canucks head coach manny malhotra is real. he’s real and he is here to save us. when we are losing a game and everything feels bad and someone is injured and l*on dr*isaitl scores his billionth goal against us, we will look up and see manny malhotra there on the bench and it will all be okay :’)

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

[mtfoss]

I do suffer the american condition of liking to drink huge drinks

[luxwing]

Lemme get a little sippy

[bisexualadamparrish]

saw this post & blacked out for 30 minutes & came back to awareness having had created this. the creative urge overtook me.

[legitimately]

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

[neon-slime]

reblog to give a mutual a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars in cash

[dogsuffrage]

Imagine you are a lynx and you eat a mouse that has mostly eaten raspberries its whole life. Christ! What decadence

[chicagocubsreactions]

[lynxcatart]

Podfic is the ultimate portmanteau btw

[the-big-mood]

During a high speed car chase pursuit, the FOX 11 Los Angeles helicopter had an unexpected moment when they spotted a rooster and a chicken casually walking down the sidewalk right in the middle of the pursuit.

[reblogmonstah]

The fact that they were walking 1-3mph

His joy and whimsy at seeing this

His acknowledgement of it not being as interesting as the chase

His little "huh" cuz you know they told him to focus

[oddarette]

Windex Xenomorph

Windex Xenomorph 💦

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[free-my-mindd]

[kingbedlam]

[skopostheorie]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

dont tell anyone because its top secret but i just got the next tumblr update early and notes become like a currency that you can use to buy different outfits for your posts