Your Favourite Nightmare

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Hello Darling~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~💜 asexual 💜 she/they 💜

[amazoogle]

if tumblr shuts down you can find me on tumblr. ill still be here. they cant make me leave

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

still thinking about this youtube comment i screenshotted ages ago

[vexwerewolf]

Organised crime? Nah girl I'm into disorganised crime. If a goon doesn't have ADHD they aren't getting hired

[vexwerewolf]

Cops can't stop us if they don't know what we're doing, and they can't find out if we have no idea either

[vexwerewolf]

Nah I'm safe it wouldn't happen twice

[vexwerewolf]

Minions stop this post from reaching 1k

[lesser-robot-cat]

On it, boss! Gettin' this post to 10k, just like you said!

[userfish]

my ducks? in a row. the elephant? addressed. my goose? cooked. my eggs? in several baskets. the bigger fish? fried.

[creez-un-compte]

Your monkeys ?

[thereisalesbianintheforest]

those aren’t mine.

[unusedcactus]

summoning circle

[lake-erie]

Frog and cranberries it must be fall.

[oolongearlgrey]

Frog and cranberries it must be fall.

[lake-erie]

Frog and cranberries it must be fall.

[frogsandcranberriesitmustbefall]

Frogs and cranberries it must be fall.

[world-heritage-posts]

Frog and cranberries it must be fall.

[underwhelmingalchemist]

Tumblr has got to be one of the webbed sites of all time because sometimes you log on and it seems like the entire site has gotten really into stick figure juggling and you just kind of have to shrug and accept that that's part of the furniture now

[linen-lavender]

AO3 is down.

I had fanfiction lined up. Feelings to feel. Emotional damage to willingly walk into.

And now? I’m just sitting here.

Clueless. Unread. Dumb as hell.

What am I supposed to do?? 😭

Talk to people? Go outside??

Nah, I’m refreshing the page like a feral raccoon until it comes back. Don’t look at me.

[academicssay]

[kissryuwuji]

[ID: Tweet by user @/juliarburnham that reads “I woke up in a cold sweat last night to create this content. I present: the email sign-off alignment.” Beneath is a 3 x 3 chart of the lawful, neutral, chaotic alignments assigned to an email sign off as follows:

“Warmly,” is lawful good. “Best,” is neutral good. “Cheers,” is chaotic good.

“Thanks,” is lawful neutral. “Sincerely,” is true neutral. “Sent from my iPhone” is chaotic neutral.

“Regards,” is lawful evil. No sign off means neutral evil. “Ciao,” is chaotic evil.

END ID]

[claypigeonpottery]

my friend mentioned armadillos and this immediately popped into my head for some reason

[orgasming-caterpillar]

"fuck it we ball" is for stress about the future "it is what it is" is for stress about the past and "this too shall pass" is for stress about the present thank you for coming to my TED talk

[i-will-write]

[wolfythewitch]

This too shall pass but like holy fuck

[dailyhistoryposts]

On This Day In History

March 23rd, 2021: A container ship runs aground and obstructs the Suez Canal for six days.

[logically-asexual]

i feel so seen!!

(twitter thread)

[lordbrezel]

Holy shit, this!

I would say I am a cis guy, yes, but I really don’t care. I could see myself being a girl aswell (heck I prefer to play feminine characters in video games that allow me to chose), but not in a way would I consider myself trans. Like, I would be fine with any. Obviously I don’t have the experience of being trans, but there is no dysphoria for me. There are things I don’t like about myself, but I feel like that would be the case in any way.

Gender is such a weird concept to me.

[cyanwrites]

This is so true!

I'm a cis woman, but only by default. My assigned gender at birth is the least amount of gender it's possible for me to perform since it just happens passively while I ignore it, so that's the box I tick when asked, but if nobody ever asked about my gender again I wouldn't even notice. If others were to describe or define my gender, they'd probably call me agender or nonbinary, but identifying with/expressing those labels would require me to actively examine and evaluate my gender, which is way too much work for something I couldn't care less about.

My sexual orientation is very firmly asexual, but my gender is like when you backspace halfway through an online quiz because there are too many questions and you got bored.

[ao3org]

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[coldemergency]

Harry: I’ve decided to marry Voldemort

Hermione: ???!

Ron: Oh, uh, congrats mate

Dumbledore: *nodding approvingly* The power of love

Voldemort: For the last time Potter, I’m not marrying you