Things That Go 💦🍆

[lustsustained]

[60feelingsexy]

I’d know that ass and back! Jake Andrich! 🤩🤩😈😉

[60feelingsexy]

[saywhat-politics]

If a democrat was assassinated could you imagine what would be going on right now?

[60feelingsexy]

OP doesn’t even remember this happened.

What a mudderfvcking TOOL.

[depsidase]

[60feelingsexy]

I’ve shared this idea in my mind, but never considered verbalizing/posting it.

Hmmmmm

[saywhat-politics]

If a democrat was assassinated could you imagine what would be going on right now?

[60feelingsexy]

OP doesn’t even remember this happened.

What a mudderfvcking TOOL.

[truckman816]

[ironheart305]

This is a simple sign and honestly has nothing to do with politics…. Men have been struggling with what it is to be a Man for some years now. Society has changed much in the past 60 years but society has always been changing. So what’s really different? We have isolated ourselves from each other… trying to be a Man and figure it all out on our own. Brothers, we learn how to be Men from other Men. Reach out to brothers and give them your support and encouragement, share your wisdom and strength with them. Stop trying to figure out how to be fucking Alpha when it doesn’t fucking matter. Set your goals as a Man and put in the work… be proud of the Man you are and help raise your brothers up to be their best and have pride in themselves and their Manhood.

[aimusclesbeasts]

[60feelingsexy]

Reminds me of Kal Pen.

[masculinecopenhagen]

[60feelingsexy]

That chin make my whole hole quiver!

[badjokesbyjeff]

Dad's comeback! 

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he’s 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting nearby.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors—green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. Every time the teen looked over, he’d catch my dad still staring.

Eventually, the teenager had enough and sarcastically asked, “What’s the matter, old man? Never done anything wild in your life?”

Knowing my dad, I quickly swallowed my food to avoid choking on his comeback. I knew he’d have a good one, and, of course, in classic fashion, he didn’t even blink when he replied:

“Got drunk once and had a wild night with a parrot. Just wondering if you were my son.”

[60feelingsexy]

I’m starting to fall into the old mans realm!

[suckingonpecs]

[60feelingsexy]

If I can grab it, may I suck it?

[60feelingsexy]

It's my 10 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

#NotMe I just like Andrew Zimmern!

[60feelingsexy]

It's my 10 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[gaylatinoboy-deactivated2025051]

[tremendouslychocolatebear]

“Come on Gary. You don’t wanna a squamous cell carcinoma on your butt hole. Plus, sunscreen makes an excellent lube.”

[60feelingsexy]

Small or large squamous cells on your butthole!?

[pancrasefighter69]

Hairy wrestler 💪💪💪

He shows off that hairy chest and arm pits really well.

[60feelingsexy]

🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

[badjokesbyjeff]

A man visits his Rabbi 

One day, a Jewish man visits his rabbi, with a worried look on his face.

“Rabbi Moishe, I’ve got quite a problem. It’s my son, see. He went to Jerusalem to make pilgramage to the Wailing Wall, but when he came back, he’d become a Christian! I tried to ask him why he converted, but he didn’t give me a straight answer. How on earth do you think that happened?”

The other Rabbi clicks his tongue in disbelief. “I wish I could give you a good answer, but to tell you the truth, the exact same thing happened to me! My son wanted to follow in my footsteps, went to Jerusalem for a theological study trip, and came back a Christian. I just don’t know how it happened!”

Since they were at an impasse, the two men decided to pray to God and seek his aid with their problem.

“Oh graceful Elohim, we seek your counsel! We both sent our sons out to Jerusalem, but one way or another, they ended up Christian! How did this happen, oh Lord?”

There’s a few seconds of silence, before a great sigh comes from above, and a divine voice booms back to them.

“Guys, you won't believe what happened to my son…”

[badjokesbyjeff]

A forensic pathologist and a mortician work on a body in a morgue. The mortician cuts open the stomach and exclaims “Mmmm, pea soup!!”, grabs a spoon and starts eating. 

Once the mortician has finished the soup the pathologist says “You know, that pea soup was toxic… it’s what this guy died of!” The mortician goes “What, really!?” and vomits all that pea soup back into the dude’s open stomach. 

The pathologist grabs the spoon and goes “Mmmm, WARM pea soup…”

[60feelingsexy]

As expected! Thanks Jeff!

[60feelingsexy]

Looking for a guy I lost track of as Covid was loosening up.

He’s a handsome beast!