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rae | 31 | he | shaking like a leaf

[6abczooballoon]

scholar-artist of emoji and the simpsons, sappy sicko and sickly stoner, mr. tonguetwister, television liveblogger, feline aficionado, bisexual transsexual, poet & painter, horror guy, philadelphian who lives in new york.

this mostly a personal blog/diary/archive of self. i am here to make friends :)

my art blog

polygon the cat 🐨

shark week the cat 🦭

poetry i recommend

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[6abczooballoon]

some fucking faggot has fruit leather in his bag. to quote elliott goss.

[targetedknowledge]

[6abczooballoon]

chantal search party marrying the survivalist older woman named licorice who trains chantal as a soldier for the apocalypse that licorice knows is coming because she regularly receives mail from the future.....nothing to say about it, i just forgot they're legit married. beautiful

[6abczooballoon]

it is very funny to me that my increasing neuromuscular problems = my legs have been looking jacked as hell. even moreso than when i was a runner

[xanaxfarts]

[ilywtf]

>settings

>world settings

>set to "your oyster"

[innerchildabortionclinic]

your cat was an honor to see in the window

[draizetrain]

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

[6abczooballoon]

7 yr hormoneversary / very good night, unrelatedly

[herpsandbirds]

New Caledonian Giant Gecko (Rhacodactylus leachianus), family Diplodactylidae, endemic to New Caledonia

This is the longest and heaviest gecko species in the world, growing up to 17 inches total length, and weighing up to 300 g.

Photograph by Shannon's Reptile Room

[6abczooballoon]

nightmare last night where i was in a bay window looking out onto a yard and a huge brown bear appeared lazing in the sun and it was so beautiful & gleaming and i was trying to sneak pics without moving too suddenly and scaring it off. then i realized i wasn't actually inside a house; the window was more like a fence, and the bear came around the other side and i froze up not knowing if i should sneak away or not. it got closer and closer and i tried making myself big and yelling but it chased me and then turned into a mountain lion chasing me and then. a moose.

[campsis]

Eden Kalif, Good Cats

[princecroutons]

is Croutons named that bcs he ate a crouton? Or no?

[rickybabyboy]

pillow understands my tiger troubles

ID: Orange and white tabby laying on top of a pillow

[aropride]

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

[6abczooballoon]

i accidentally made myself really really sad looking at my 2019-2020 camera roll lol :(