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sam. film photog + sounds + arts. brooklyn transsexual monster, freak, and fool

[thepeoplesboyfriend]

i forgot to apply my t gel packet for like three days and i spent all morning scrolling on my phone crying at pokemon videos

[thepeoplesboyfriend]

yall i think i might be gay

[thepeoplesboyfriend]

genuinely how do yall cope with watching your friends make objectively horrible decisions over and over again

[thepeoplesboyfriend]

holding space for this tweet today

[catball]

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

[dykeselfcest]

[Image descriptions under the cut.]

Jenna Maroney, 30 Rock // Madeline Ashton, Death Becomes Her on Broadway

[Image description: Five rows of two gifs each, each showing a parallel between Jenna and Madeline. In row 1, they both walk down a staircase while performing. In row 2, Jenna says, "Do you need a sex tape released? 'Cause I've got a weird one." Madeline says, "Are you kidding? This is more than I paid to keep my sex tape online." In row 3, Jenna has two leeches on her face and says, "Leeches. They're good for your skin, and I've lost tons of blood weight." Madeline says, "I've also been on that tapeworm diet. My agent sent it to me. Everyone at CAA is just shitting their brains out!" In row 4, Jenna says, "The celebrity-stalker relationship is very special." Madeline says, "No more autographs, no more stalkers? …I love those guys!" In row 5, Jenna says, "Only huge stars get to have their weddings sponsored." Madeline, during her wedding ceremony, says, "Brought to you by Little Caesars. Pizza pizza!" In row 6, the camera zooms in on Jenna as she screams in horror. Caption says, in brackets, "Realizes she's been cast as the mother, not the 18-year-old daughter." Madeline gasps and falls halfway to the ground in horror. Caption says, in brackets, "Realizes she's been cast as the 'before' in a commercial." End ID]

[thepeoplesboyfriend]

genuinely how do yall cope with watching your friends make objectively horrible decisions over and over again

[thepeoplesboyfriend]

oh no. oh nooooooooOoooooooo

[thepeoplesboyfriend]

i went to an intro boxing class at the transgender boxing gym today :) it was awesome

[sinni-ok-sessi]

I do think the ability to emoji-react is a net win for human communication. not only does it give you an outlet for 'I see and acknowledge this but don't have a verbal response' but it also adds a pleasing alethiometer element to things

my coworker announces that he's off to the dentist. someone reacts with a tooth emoji. is this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer?) teeth than he set out with? simple word association? who can say

[thepeoplesboyfriend]

a story in three parts

[gastropodsyay]

The bubble-rafting snail

Janthina janthina

[peppermoths]

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

[peppermoths]

[cheddar-baby]

not a cat, first off

[cheddar-baby]

snale

[whyenn-reader]

"ingredients you can pronounce" i can pronounce anything

[thenwearedecided]

fuckkkk my sacrificial lamb has started hanging out with the scapegoat

[thepeoplesboyfriend]

i’ve been taking a LOT of selfies lately

[aboutoriginality]

[notaplaceofhonour]

[thickness-protection-program]

One of my dude coworkers was like "we should both quit and start an onlyfans." We??