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I'm ugly that's me in the icon

[nb-nightwing-deactivated2022111]

ok here's one

[you-big-palooka]

Super strong when he needs to be (?)

[nb-nightwing-deactivated2022111]

Excellent addition!

[galoots]

Add "adoptive dads"!

[nb-nightwing-deactivated2022111]

SO! TRUE!

[galoots]

WAIT

Has identical nephews with rhyming names!

[nb-nightwing-deactivated2022111]

unlocking a conspiracy they're actually the same character

[vamp-shade]

Donald is Popeye's fursona

[ps1]

わに塚の葉櫻

[tentacleteapot]

you’re no Hamburger Helper

you’re just a Hamburger Hindrance

[sidneyia-deactivated20210826]

if you’re not part of the hamburger solution, you’re part of the hamburger problem.

[tentacleteapot]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

Happy 8 year anniversary to the most important tweet of all time

[brucebocchi]

[thedunwichwhorer]

Go a little fart

[gizmoera-deactivated20240601]

be ded

Go a little fart

Dig a little dee

Reach a little

Catch the Cat

and pass it on

[moved--306389]

[everythingfox]

dreaming dog

[memorycycle]

do NOT write posts on an empty stomach. people can tell

[netherator]

No they can't

[memorycycle]

dont talk 2 me chicken leg pfp

[netherator]

.........

It's Nick Cage

[memorycycle]

*salivating* what

[funnytwittertweets]

[amateur]

[ruinedchildhood]

[boymilf]

rly wanna crack an egg onto a photocopier n scan it jsut 2 see what happens

[shopcat]

looks like an egg

[shopcat]

[weavemama]

[ousia-poetica]

I see these ghosts and I feel so identified with not fitting in anywhere. By Katherine Blower Illustrator Designer.

[unbotheredmuse]

[monsterbi]

[brucebocchi]

[thedunwichwhorer]

Go a little fart

[gizmoera-deactivated20240601]

be ded

Go a little fart

Dig a little dee

Reach a little

Catch the Cat

and pass it on

[moved--306389]

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

umbrella handles be like. J

[legok9]

The Jmbrella Academy

[sunshine-ally-pop]

tua au where everything is the same except they're all wearing denim

[the-aro-ace-arrow-ace]

.....the juniforms....

[uaklauslovesdave]

family portraits be like

[five-fucking-hargreeves]

HOW DARE THIS POST GET FUNNIER

[theboywantscoffee]

Y'all going to hell for this fucking post smdh.

[the-aro-ace-arrow-ace]

you mean Jell

[time-for-maps]

this changes everything oh my god

[rosswoodpark]

do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY? I drive for 45 minutes and im like

a city over 

[isaia]

I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”

[filth-and-abscess-deactivated20]

 #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER

[whitepajamas]

Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast. 

[quietcarriage]

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.

[buginateacup]

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.

[no1hotmullyfan]

If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds

[slowspinningredemption]

If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.

[mattg124]

I can’t drive. 

[clotpolesonly]

[valtsv]

im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice

[valtsv]

like idk how accurate these are but somehow they manage to be both peak shitposting humor and genuinely helpful suggestions

[valtsv]

fuck self-help books and therapy, all i need to make it in life is my trusty Cowboy Tips™