ok here's one
Super strong when he needs to be (?)
Excellent addition!
Add "adoptive dads"!
SO! TRUE!
WAIT
Has identical nephews with rhyming names!
unlocking a conspiracy they're actually the same character
Donald is Popeye's fursona
cherry valley forever
Xuebing Du

shark vs the universe
taylor price
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

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trying on a metaphor
One Nice Bug Per Day
Sade Olutola
todays bird

oozey mess
Claire Keane
occasionally subtle
Cosimo Galluzzi
wallacepolsom
will byers stan first human second
DEAR READER
KIROKAZE

Origami Around

seen from United States

seen from Russia
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seen from Denmark

seen from Italy
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seen from Chile
seen from Chile

seen from Türkiye

seen from Oman
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ok here's one
Super strong when he needs to be (?)
Excellent addition!
Add "adoptive dads"!
SO! TRUE!
WAIT
Has identical nephews with rhyming names!
unlocking a conspiracy they're actually the same character
Donald is Popeye's fursona
わに塚の葉櫻
you’re no Hamburger Helper
you’re just a Hamburger Hindrance
if you’re not part of the hamburger solution, you’re part of the hamburger problem.
Happy 8 year anniversary to the most important tweet of all time
Go a little fart
be ded
Go a little fart
Dig a little dee
Reach a little
Catch the Cat
and pass it on
dreaming dog
do NOT write posts on an empty stomach. people can tell
No they can't
dont talk 2 me chicken leg pfp
.........
It's Nick Cage
*salivating* what
rly wanna crack an egg onto a photocopier n scan it jsut 2 see what happens
looks like an egg
I see these ghosts and I feel so identified with not fitting in anywhere. By Katherine Blower Illustrator Designer.
Go a little fart
be ded
Go a little fart
Dig a little dee
Reach a little
Catch the Cat
and pass it on
umbrella handles be like. J
The Jmbrella Academy
tua au where everything is the same except they're all wearing denim
.....the juniforms....
family portraits be like
HOW DARE THIS POST GET FUNNIER
Y'all going to hell for this fucking post smdh.
you mean Jell
this changes everything oh my god
do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY? I drive for 45 minutes and im like
a city over
I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”
#it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER
Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast.
If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.
If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.
If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.
If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds
If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.
I can’t drive.
im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice
like idk how accurate these are but somehow they manage to be both peak shitposting humor and genuinely helpful suggestions
fuck self-help books and therapy, all i need to make it in life is my trusty Cowboy Tips™