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captain-britain

Seto Kaiba really is The Character of All Time. He has more money than God. He's the reincarnation of an Ancient Egyptian Priest. He gets a lobotomy that erases all the evil in his heart and is still mostly a dick. He loves his brother more than himself. He drove his step-father to suicide at age 10. He's obsessed with one very specific Dragon. He killed the digital ghost his step-father left behind. He literally said "Stop saving the world and get a hobby." People are constantly trying to steal his company. He turned the in-universe equivalent of Lockheed Martin into the in-universe equivalent of Nintendo. A second lobotomy would not fix him. He gets his soul stolen more than once. He flies around in a jet shaped like the Dragon he's obsessed with. His entire dueling strategy is summoning the Dragon he's obsessed with and bludgeoning people to death with it. Somehow this strategy worked so well that he never lost before he got lobotomized. People try to kill him with satallites.

He's like 16 years old.

captain-britain

He can throw trading cards with enough force and accuracy to block the hammers of guns and impale people's hands. He can fly a helicopter. He punched a hole through to the Ancient Egyptian Afterlife because the only person to ever beat him in a card game died. He writes checks for $500,000 to buy cars. His most scathing insult is "dork." He dueled an old man into unconsciousness to get a card he already had 3 copies of. His brother gets kidnapped at least once a season. He owns a blimp.

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