Jess

26 / F / Miami

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My eyebrows reflect the state of my life

After pleading my case with the pharmacy manager at Walgreens, she finally agreed to fill HALF my script, which means I now have to try to get another script for the other half WITHOUT paying another $80 copay this month.

Caught a trap/neck cramp mid convo which totally made me look like a tweaker

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Pupper tacklin' life one hole at a time

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My college campus has been on lockdown for 3 hours now.

no active shooter, they're still evacuating everyone. It was a domestic dispute in the parking lot. The GF said her BF also owned a gun and fled through the campus after their fight.

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theres 3 people simultaneously talking on their phones in this packed, normally quiet, waiting room and I'm over stimulated.

like, it's been close to 10 minutes guys, take that shit outside

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I wrote a huge chunk of a paper, on my phone, while waiting over an hour to see my psychiatrist.

I wonder if the people around me thought I was sending a massive text.

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I like lists:

- complete 10 writing based assignments (2 down, 8 to go) in 9 days

- 3 exams

- get Pups' skin infection/rash under control

- sign up for whatever classes are left for next semester

- a bajillion other things that can be pushed until after finals & end of year traveling

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Squirrel Brain

be like: okay it's midnight, you're going to sit down and do these 3 papers, they're short, quick, and easy, take a nap b4 class, and then go to work.

me: starts paper 1

me: starts laundry "really quick"

me: dyes hair "real fast"

me: finishes paper 1

me: 2nd laundry started "b/c it's already here, ready to go"

me: partake in meme-age with the 4am-ers

me: starts 2nd paper, finally

me: URGE TO WALK DOG AT 6AM HITS ME

me: fuck, I still need to finish 2nd paper

me: fuck, where that nap at though

me: on tumblr

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I’m writing a letter to my neighbor

TLDR; my neighbor lets their massive lab outside, no fence, no leash, free roaming, and their dog has aggressively lunged, followed, and even attacked me & my dog during our walks.

My first encounter was probably 3 or 4 years ago. I was walking my 2 dogs, they're chill and I make sure they walk side by side or behind me. SOOOO I walk by this house, kids in the front yard in a blow up pool, mom figure sitting in a chair nearby, and theres a fat lab, chillin in the driveway. They live in the 2nd house from a corner, so coming around the corner, I did not see that the dog was unleashed. The dog immediately sprints towards me (owner unaware) and I scream out “HEY HEY HEY” and the dog was unfazed and lunged at Lula, who was my more dominant / protective dog. So they're fighting & I drop the leashes and my focus is getting the lab away from us, by kicking it and it finally backs away and my dogs are way off on the side. Then I see the mom run up to us and the lab tries lunging again but i put my body between my dogs and the lab and the mom is screaming the dogs name (not doing a damn thing)

Owner apologizes and grabs her dog by it’s neck skin (no collar) and tries walking away, but cant because the lab is dead set on staying there. Lula has no blood coming from anywhere so I walk away, shocked.

So i avoided that house and area for months, and months later, I carefully make my way to that house again, and the dog was outside, no fence, no leash, NO OWNER PRESENT, just hanging out in the driveway, and the dog sees us and begins barking and walking towards us. I immediately turn the fuck around and leave.

so for the last 3 or 4 years, Ive run into that dog a good 10-15 times, always the same situation, no fence, no leash, & no owner....

30 minutes ago, I went for a walk with my dog, and it’s pitch black outside and I rounded that corner to find the obese lab outside, not in his driveway, but a good 20 ft from me and my dog (no leash, no owner, and def not in his driveway anymore). I froze and the dog sprinted towards me & mine. So I stand firm and scream “HEY HEEY HEY, NO, NO NO” a bunch and the dog stopped just short of me, still barking, all his spine hair STRAIGHT UP (indication of hella alertness)

and thank fucking christ some other neighbors were outside putting christmas lights up because they walked over and started screaming “git” and stuff to get the dog to walk away because the dog kept following me, barking, when I started to back away.

im over it, im dropping a letter off tomorrow. I want to file a complaint to the city, but cant find any info about neighbors allowing their dogs roam free. Shit i have 2 neighbors on my block whose wieners and chihuahuas find their way into my backyard all the time, but they dont attack my dog.

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Diving with sharks on my period

I live a few hours from Epcot and my family & friends decided last minute that we were going to scuba dive in their massive shark tank. I was so friggin excited for this shit, I was READY.

The weekend shows up and were driving up to the Epcot and I realized 2 hours into the trip that I was likely getting my period. So I'm trying to come up with a plan to get tampons, but we're running late as is and couldnt make time for a quick stop otherwise we would miss our scuba appointment that we already paid for.

So we get to epcot and now I'm like 100% sure, Sunday bloody Sunday is happening in my pants. We, party of 5, check in and were told we change, rinse off, and get into gear and all the instructors are dudes so I pull one aside and I'm like "listen, if there was a female instructor around I would ask, but there isnt. I just got my period and I need a tampon before we get into this shark tank. ACTUALLY, is this safe for me to do???" and the instructor is like ???*?*?*? "I'm going to find someone for you"

So I go to the women's locker room and make an announcement to all 13 of us, "does anyone have a tampon" and no one does.

theres not even one of those dispensers on the wall with the shitty cardboard tampon applicators.

a few minutes later an instructor comes in and I tell her my situation and shes like "uhhh I'll be right back" BUT BY NOW, EVERYONE is outside waiting for me and I havent changed into my gear or anything.

so while I'm waiting for the instructor to come back, I start googling questions about diving with sharks on your period, apparently I'd be fine.

the instructor comes back and hands me the world's smallest tampon, without the applicator. I've swallowed pills bigger than that environmentally friendly piece of cotton.

so at this point, I shove it up there, rinse off, and get into my wet suit and walk out into the hallway where everyone is staring at me like "why you holding us up?"

then I spent 45 minutes swimming with sharks.

I brought this up because I got invited to do the epcot shark tank thing again tomorrow and I just got my period, weeeeeeeee.

[parkchanwoohoo]

[marzipanandminutiae]

A. imagine your otp

B. dear gods this country has massive issues

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I’ve been looking for this post for ages

[portraitofemmy]

listen, I’ve read enough fanfic to know that they’re not getting divorced, but it’ll take about 35k of pining to figure that out.

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I'm that POS that asked every single one of my BF's from 18-24 if they would marry me so I could get financial aid for school and every single one of them took offense (and declined). Then my cousin got married to her BF for the same reason and I was like 🤬🤬🤬

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I finished watching Cam on Netflix (10/10 recommend) and as the final scene ended, a car alarm went off and I didnt recognize the alarm so I assumed it was a neighbor, BUT THEN I REMEMBERED ... I just bought a new car and idk what the alarm sounds like so I run out of my room and right before I go outside I'm like uhhhh THIS IS HOW YOU GET MURDERED

So I run back and knock on my cousins door and wait 3 seconds (his light was on, so just in case dude is like, jerkin off)

and I barge in and he's sleeping and I scared the absolute shit out of him ... dude had an outer body experience

so I'm like COME WITH ME OUTSIDE SO WE CAN GET MURDERED TOGETHER

And we go outside and no one is there and the street is all foggy as fuck, which never happens

but the cars are fine and then my cousin screams YOU'RE FUCKING BLEEDING

and I look down and, well, yeah, I got my period and I bled through my shorts, like a lot

so yeah...

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“You don’t know anyone at the party, so you don’t want to go. You don’t like cottage cheese, so you haven’t eaten it in years. This is your choice, of course, but don’t kid yourself: it’s also the flinch. Your personality is not set in stone. You may think a morning coffee is the most enjoyable thing in the world, but it’s really just a habit. Thirty days without it, and you would be fine. You think you have a soul mate, but in fact you could have had any number of spouses. You would have evolved differently, but been just as happy. You can change what you want about yourself at any time. You see yourself as someone who can’t write or play an instrument, who gives in to temptation or makes bad decisions, but that’s really not you. It’s not ingrained. It’s not your personality. Your personality is something else, something deeper than just preferences, and these details on the surface, you can change anytime you like. If it is useful to do so, you must abandon your identity and start again. Sometimes, it’s the only way.”

— Julien Smith, The Flinch (via wnq-anonymous)

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Note to self:

Dont try to pick up dog shit & have a lit joint in mouth. RIP white boy.

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Construction workers

are the woooorrrssttt. The employee Thanksgiving dinner hasn't even begun and the ONE bathroom we have at the warehouse has already been covered in pee.

I've shaken so many hands in the last 30 minutes, like 30 dicks in my hand.

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I'm back

It's been at least 2-2.5 years. I've been lurking on my favorite profiles for the past week

@immadeofwaxlupine

@pretty-0k

@boyswanna-be-her

@puffthemagicrainbowpony

....so I'm probably going to hop back on this thing. I'm not so much here for the pretty pics, gifs, & threads.

I'm mostly here to keep up with my favs and do some brain dumping about my uneventful life that I would otherwise hide from IG. I like that I can look into my archives and see how I was feeling during particular month / year.

Anyway, short recap of the last 2ish years:

-shortly after my last post I was hospitalized (Baker Acted)

-did some intense therapy

-Switched jobs a few times, but back to square one.

-My best friend of 6 years, my pupper Lula passed away suddenly last year and that was awful.

-It's been 13-14 months since I've lifted (I don't count the 3 or 4 random times I went to the gym at 1am), but before then I competed pretty heavily in Olympic Weightlifting, national stages and all.

-I went back to school in August after 3-4 years.

-My favorite uncle passed 2-3 weeks ago.

-I'm 26 now.

**I'm the least depressed I've been in years, even if I'm not enthusiastically happy. I'm moving, progressing, growing, and that's so important.

That's it, for now (:

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6 months

I’m that pregnant.

Just kidding, fuck that. It’s been 6 months since I’ve been on tumblr though. I kind of checked out of life in general, these past 6 months. I could blame a number of external factors, but honestly, I let my mental health go to shit which then turned my life to shit. Maybe I’m back, maybe I’m not. 

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Her favorite person is back

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Am I ever sober?