GetOffMyLawn

Too old for this shit/Nedna Forever

[72gert]

If we ever get to see some of Rio's siblings, I hope they're played by Chloe Bennet and St. Vincent.

[72gert]

I loved Agatha All Along. It was the perfect blend of Wizard of Oz, Stalker and St. Elsewhere but gay.

[72gert]

It's my 7 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[bebx]

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

[72gert]

To all the accounts with scantily clad ladies in their pfps that started following me in the past days:

You're barking at the wrong tree.

[aquilacalvitium]

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

[lizluvscupcakes]

Well, OP, I’m officially invested in this shit. Your whiny ass is doing self care if I have to drive to your goddamn house and do it for you.

[aquilacalvitium]

By Talos this can't be happening

[oysters-aint-for-me]

reblog this everyone i wanna see what happens when op’s reverse-hubris forces them to practice basic self care.

why? because it’s funny and completely possible actually so good fucking luck op

[tungsten-moon]

I figured out roughly how many notes it's been getting per day and multiplied that by the number of days left until the end of 2023

If we keep it going at this rate we'll be far past 666k

[aquilacalvitium]

IMPORTANT

Okay so clearly I've underestimated y'all

So how about we make this more interesting?

I will practise self care if this post reaches 666k BY THE END OF 2022

[moonlarking]

Op you have fuckethed with the devil this post has gained 30,000 notes since I reblogged it last night

[catgirlcaliphate]

OP I hope you are ready to practice some self care because if there's one thing the gremlins of tumblr love it's a challenge.

[saint-batrick]

i normally hate these "oh noo don't give me a ton of notes" posts but this one? this one i love.

posts that have 666k notes TO ME. and hopefully to you, too, OP. 💜

[solarmama-plantsareneat]

Let's all practice self care if this post hits the magic number…

[purpleblobfrompluto]

Yes

[purpleblobfrompluto]

YALL HELP US

@bigfootshonkers @dollopheadsandclotpoles @gwaine-the-rock-johnson @hannahhook7744 @knightofwoodsbeyond @reality-schmality @thirteenthedoctor @yoursassybookwormfriend if you want to of course @fuckyeahsnackables

[purpleblobfrompluto]

Op telling us we'll never make it to 666k by the end of 2023 (only having to make it 2022 after all):

Us:

[aquilacalvitium]

I was going to wait until y'all hit the mark, But I feel like I should say this now

When I made this post, it was supposed to be a joke

I mean, none of my posts ever get more than 20 notes if I'm lucky, so what are the odds of one reaching 666k? Impossible, haha

But then, something happened, something I didn't expect

People actually began to... like it? And... reblog? And comment?

Before I knew it, my notifications were swarmed with comments after comments after reblogs after comments all on this one post

Then, still in the mindset of this being a joke, I realised I'd made the goal too easy, so I upped the stakes

But... the notes just got more frequent from there

And it started to hit me just what was happening

For a while, I was overwhelmed with a feeling

A feeling I wasn't used to

It was like... all of a sudden... I mattered...

My existance was actually noteworthy

People actually... cared?

It wasn't a game anymore, it was a race to assure a stranger on the Internet that they were actually worth something

Hundreds of people all gathering in one online place to help out

Leaving messages and well wishes

Making me smile

Making me laugh

Funny comments

Jokes

Fun facts

Even simple comments

It all suddenly felt so real

This was never a joke to you

This was important

And I won't let any of that go in vain

So... stay tuned I suppose

I'll look after myself, and I'll post proof of it too

I'll catalogue every time I put my health first

Physical and mental

I'll acknowledge my bad days and celebrate my good days

But most of all

I won't forget this

Any of this

Ever

(Tagging all the people in that screenshot)

@deepsea-bathyna @royalsampaguita @timeturnerturns @twerkyvulture @reblogspamletsgoooo @gender-crisis-time @obsidianstrawberrymilk @shana-rosee @thefandombringer @sunshinedarlingiloveyou @bregee13 @moonlarking-blog @arcan6yo @crazyw3irdo @xinea @ghastmaskzombie @killthestairs @abalidoth @leesbian42

[72gert]

Supercorp AU when?

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I think I just entered a Kryptonian marriage with my BFF Forever. She surprised me with these magnetic bracelets and was adamant that she put mine by herself. For reference, she’s an athletic blonde who wears glasses occasionally and has a brunette older sister with short hair. I am a dark haired scientist with a balding brother. Is the universe telling me Supercorp is Endgame?

[tvshowscouples]

Reblog if you are Team Supercorp

[jupitersmusings]

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

[overlord-fire-bubble]

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

[tiny-kt]

this for real fucking works

[72gert]

Lena's outfit for the wedding.

They're so lucky Katie's one of the most beautiful beings in the universe.

[72gert]

I just wanted William to go under witness protection with Mary the Pediatrician to Nether Wallop or Bakewell and raise little over-explaining pastry chefs well away from National City, not this cruelty. Poor Esme now can say she came by her Danvers name honestly.

[occidentaltourist]

William now being Alex’s emotional comfort character and voice of wisdom … okay. 

[therootofsupers]

Right?? And they’re always super personal topics, and some of the convos arent bad but why. Specially someone like Lena or Alex that are so private but they’re gonna talk to this man they hardly know

Now he also helped Kelly with the proposal??!?!

[72gert]

“So, I’ve been thinking of joining a lesbian bike club.”

“Say no more, I have an insider’s knowledge on the best ones in the city.”

[72gert]

Yes, William. What are you doing there?

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Supercorp offering to take Esme to the movies so Dansen can have a quiet night in. I'd like to say they learned to be more discreet in their yearning after that time they babysat Ruby but no luck. Featuring overly anxious Alex and patient but slightly nervous Kelly trying not to call every five minutes. Esme tells her moms that it was the best night ever and she really liked when those dragons started following Aunt Lena.

[72gert]

Wait until you guys find out that Lena wears her shoes to bed too.

[72gert]

People worrying about Lena’s shoes on Kara’s couch when it’s already had to hold Monel.