Hellsing waifu merch or posters but instead of the women being in different sexy non canon outfits or whatever they’re just using different weapons… give seras victoria a war flail please
okay guys I’ve been a pervert too much lately it’s time to be normal, time for mundane and random Hc’s… also I couldn’t find my oranges so we’re using my bunnies. Only Integra, Yumiko, and heinkel, sorry Seras lovers she’s getting neglected sorryyy
Integra ✧✧༚
Integra was fairly devout before her father died being raised as such, now she subscribes to a kind of deist ideology. She still feels like god is judging her skill and honor though, that internalized Christian shame goes soo crazy…
She’s not good at putting fem fits together, especially if it’s not an outfit that translates well to something she’d wear, but also if you’re partner you have to let her dress you… just let her pick out some bullshit for you to wear let her pick she’ll be soooo satisfied with herself come on just look ridiculous for her for one day🥹
She is really good at picking accessories for outfits though, she really likes accessorizing you
she’s such a meanie omg
She gets very fucking smug in her relationships… she’s a tease and a bully and likes to see you embarrassed.
She’ll scare you and then insist she wasn’t sneaking and that you need to pay more attention to your surroundings. She’s literally has trained on moving silently…. And she DID mean to sneak up on you…
she also likes hearing you say embarrassing things, wants you to admit things to her all the time and hates admitting stuff herself… she’s such a meanie omg
Points out little embarrassing things when you’re in private, for two reasons, one because she knows you’d hate if she let you go out like that, and because she really likes to see your reactions to hearing that you have tooth paste on your top or makeup in your teeth.
very ragebaitable but you have to be creative rarely can you get her with the same annoyances more than twice, and she is going to remind you of what you did to her and hold it against you to get you back,, or to just remind you when you’re trying to lay down for bed…
she keeps a lot of cash on her… but only large useless bills like no, nobody has change for a hundred Integra omggg please just carry some 20’s and fives
Integra is a pretty adept sniper… so serious when she’s behind a scope and it translates pretty well in her aim with everything…
she also has a habit of throwing papers in her office, like come on she became director at twelve in sure she was balling up important government documents and throwing them off her desk.
high pain tolerance naturally, backfires on her though because she under reacts to so many injuries like whole palm gashed open and instead of stopping the bleeding she’s considering if she should let seras have the blood of if she’s been too annoying to deserve it… you’re going to get lightheaded please put some pressure on that Integra
drinks sooo much cold medicine when she’s sick like she’d rather feel nothing than feel sick.
Heinkelâ™±
both Yumiko and Heinkel think Integra is hot, Yumie doesn’t see it though. Her and Heinkel argue about it a bit
Heinkel unscrews shit with her teeth a lot… yuckyy
She sleeps with no comforter, just rawdogging her sheets and a pillow…. In winter she pulls out one (1) super heavy fleece blanket and sleeps under it…
she sucks at treating her own wounds she negects herself bad.
she also sleeps soo heavy she’s annoying to wake up omg…
terrible signature, no consistency, and signs really big, she can write in cursive fine but she just has no interest in developing a proper signature… grown ass woman btw
Can sew, not able to sew complex things but is great as repairs. And also really fast at it
really likes building things, putting things together but doesn’t like reading the manuals,,, she’s sure she can figure it out without it.
shes a roughhouser and a wrestler and she kinda finds it really really hot, but I promise not to be a pervert so I shan't elaborate.
she also really likes playing training games with the kids at the orphanages, she lets them win sometimes too, unless they trash talk, then she’s dog walking them all and if they cry she’s telling father Anderson that they started it.
gets really embarrassed whenever father Anderson questions her leadership decisions, gets really annoyed whenever Maxwell does it
Yumiko✞︎
Yumiko is really handy, she fixes shelves, desks and bed frames,, its lot of fun for her and she gets to skirt other chores she would have to do…
Yumiko doesn’t like having help to cook or clean for the children at the orphanage, she will read to them or lead Bible study.
Yumiko is very nosey,, she’s constantly getting novices and trainees to listen and report back to her whenever someone interesting happens at the parish shes stationed at for missions or back at Ferdinand Luke’s
She’s also not above using the children to source her information, she just has to know.
likes reading a lot, and she’s a really fast reader
she was a D1 note passer back in the day though she’d NEVER get caught but the nuns, only exception is onetime heinkel got caught reading one of her notes and snitched on her.
shes lowkey a pack rat she keeps tons of snacks in her room because she’s worried someone will steal them, the someone who is stealing them is Yumie. (And on occasion heinkel)
she gets SO annoyed whenever Yumie gets cuts or bruises she HATES it especially when she’s got to regularly change the bandages.
Yumiko takes very considerate showers when she’s at the orphanage or when staying in parishes like she’s trying to conserve water, but if she’s put up in a hotel when out on missions where there’s no nearby nunnery this girl takes the hottest showers on earth skin peeling hot she also prefers to wash her hair in hotels because she can use tons of hot water without feeling bad
(I consider Yumie and Yumiko different personalities and will write them as alters… Yumie and yumiko serving UDD realness…. soon I’ll probably do info pages about my thoughts and headcanons for all the Hellsing characters I like yayyy)Â
(All my info on Yumi and Yumikos UDD from some research and from my friends who has UDD so if it’s not the most accurate I’m sorry)
Yumie only takes baths, and when she fronting she takes them long and often, they’re very comforting for her and Yumiko and since Yumie fronts mostly in stressful of religiously charged situations oftentimes a bath is a good way for her to be able to let go and physically signal to Yumiko that is safe,
I think they probably do have some level of shared memory but they don’t like communicating with each other, despite father Anderson recommending that they try to, oftentimes when Yumie is exhausted she’ll soak until she can coax Yumiko out of their subconscious…. These girls deserve a nice bath
Have some very serious thoughts about how the woman in hellsing use violence as a reaction to anything that would warrant vulnerable expression (except Seras sometimes because Hirano needed her to be comic relief and to make her humanity stand out which imo kinda neuters her character and doesn’t even really serve the purpose it should) but also I’m in the mood to post more incoherent bs about them…. Decisions decisions…
no good posts today this is literally me rambling about the Hellsing/Iscariot women’s boobs
More ramblings of a pervert sorry for the romantics that follow me… or just anyone who’s sick of me posting bullshit..
Integra has a low band size and a high cup size…depending on what she’s wearing they can look like a completely different pair of boobs like you’d think she’s got a completely flat chest… until you see her in her full fencing gear and catch a glimpse of the in sports bra unbound shape of her beautiful butch boobs… sir please don’t get a reduction… please don’t get top surgery please. Anyways none of this matters to her because she’s always got them strapped down compactly and she’s used to not seeing them, sleeps with no bra, they’re not super round and sit a bit low on her chest,,, teardrop shaped I thinkkkk… her areola are a bit small in comparison to her nipples… they’re centered and puffy and make her breasts look pointed, and her whole chest is sensitive and her nipples get super hard when she’s aroused or cold or just when they’re unbinded. Not that anyone will ever know… a butches boobs are often his best kept secret. Very dark brown areola, stretchmarks on her boobs (and her long beautiful legs… but this post is about boobs)
Seras is a 36 or 38 J, she doesn’t actually know her proper bra size and she only wears bras without wires, mostly cheap sports bras and cheap barely padded t-shirt bras… close together boobs and very round, they chafe in between #babypowder she also puts deodorant under them even though she probably shouldn’t, she has one fancy bra and it’s a blue balconette with black polka dots and lace trim, doesn’t have particularly sensitive boobs but she does get very shy if you pay attention to them, scarred and super soft…and surprisingly jiggly for how heavy they are, her nipples and areola are just a little pink, and they’re almost flat to her boob just barely raised. um seras if you want a reduction I guess that’s fine… you’ve got a lot to deal with over there…
yumiko/yumie- she’s got small athletic boobs and all her bras are single layer cotton, and she owns a Vatican issued sports bra for missions. Yumiko prefers to not wear a bra at all and just wear a camisole under her robes, very dark brown nipples that seriously contrast her normal skin, Yumie also has flat close to her chest nipples, Yumie also prefers this but she usually ends up wearing her sports bra whenever she’s fronting, she feels on edge, also Yumie only dresses in her nuns habit when fronting, she doesn’t like not feeling prepared for a mission so she sleeps in her typical mission outfit… stay ready so you ain’t got to get ready yk (also I think Yumiko tans super easy, but she doesn’t know because she’s very devout in wearing her habit sometimes her calves are randomly tan because when Yumie fronts she wears her habit at the knee.)
Heinkel- I’ve said it before… wide set big boobs, would be super pointy if they weren’t so fat,,, heavy and not jiggly with stretch marks on them and… her areola are basically the same color as her normal skin, she has all black bras, mostly sports bras, he has one plunge cut bra rotting in the back of her underwear drawer she wears once or twice a year, usually she tapes her chest instead of wearing any kind of bra, and her boobs tend to sweat a lot… mmhmm sweaty underboob… um um don’t look at me. Oh also she blushes all the way down her chest it’s cute. Heinkel I don’t want you to get top surgery but if you can I lick the scars please.
I think they all have different boob scars too btw except Integra maybe… boob scar boob scar boob scar…
no good posts today this is literally me rambling about the Hellsing/Iscariot women’s boobs
More ramblings of a pervert sorry for the romantics that follow me… or just anyone who’s sick of me posting bullshit..
Integra has a low band size and a high cup size…depending on what she’s wearing they can look like a completely different pair of boobs like you’d think she’s got a completely flat chest… until you see her in her full fencing gear and catch a glimpse of the in sports bra unbound shape of her beautiful butch boobs… sir please don’t get a reduction… please don’t get top surgery please. Anyways none of this matters to her because she’s always got them strapped down compactly and she’s used to not seeing them, sleeps with no bra, they’re not super round and sit a bit low on her chest,,, teardrop shaped I thinkkkk… her areola are a bit small in comparison to her nipples… they’re centered and puffy and make her breasts look pointed, and her whole chest is sensitive and her nipples get super hard when she’s aroused or cold or just when they’re unbinded. Not that anyone will ever know… a butches boobs are often his best kept secret. Very dark brown areola, stretchmarks on her boobs (and her long beautiful legs… but this post is about boobs)
Seras is a 36 or 38 J, she doesn’t actually know her proper bra size and she only wears bras without wires, mostly cheap sports bras and cheap barely padded t-shirt bras… close together boobs and very round, they chafe in between #babypowder she also puts deodorant under them even though she probably shouldn’t, she has one fancy bra and it’s a blue balconette with black polka dots and lace trim, doesn’t have particularly sensitive boobs but she does get very shy if you pay attention to them, scarred and super soft…and surprisingly jiggly for how heavy they are, her nipples and areola are just a little pink, and they’re almost flat to her boob just barely raised. um seras if you want a reduction I guess that’s fine… you’ve got a lot to deal with over there…
yumiko/yumie- she’s got small athletic boobs and all her bras are single layer cotton, and she owns a Vatican issued sports bra for missions. Yumiko prefers to not wear a bra at all and just wear a camisole under her robes, very dark brown nipples that seriously contrast her normal skin, Yumie also has flat close to her chest nipples, Yumie also prefers this but she usually ends up wearing her sports bra whenever she’s fronting, she feels on edge, also Yumie only dresses in her nuns habit when fronting, she doesn’t like not feeling prepared for a mission so she sleeps in her typical mission outfit… stay ready so you ain’t got to get ready yk (also I think Yumiko tans super easy, but she doesn’t know because she’s very devout in wearing her habit sometimes her calves are randomly tan because when Yumie fronts she wears her habit at the knee.)
Heinkel- I’ve said it before… wide set big boobs, would be super pointy if they weren’t so fat,,, heavy and not jiggly with stretch marks on them and… her areola are basically the same color as her normal skin, she has all black bras, mostly sports bras, he has one plunge cut bra rotting in the back of her underwear drawer she wears once or twice a year, usually she tapes her chest instead of wearing any kind of bra, and her boobs tend to sweat a lot… mmhmm sweaty underboob… um um don’t look at me. Oh also she blushes all the way down her chest it’s cute. Heinkel I don’t want you to get top surgery but if you can I lick the scars please.
I think they all have different boob scars too btw except Integra maybe… boob scar boob scar boob scar…
Hellsing is so funny because sometimes you just straight up have to ignore what Hirano says because he’s just constantly saying bs, and then making decisions to contradict himself because it’s cooler like what do you mean all the Iscariots are Italian except Yumiko? I don’t believe you. You’re lying
no good posts today this is literally me rambling about the Hellsing/Iscariot women’s boobs
More ramblings of a pervert sorry for the romantics that follow me… or just anyone who’s sick of me posting bullshit..
Integra has a low band size and a high cup size…depending on what she’s wearing they can look like a completely different pair of boobs like you’d think she’s got a completely flat chest… until you see her in her full fencing gear and catch a glimpse of the in sports bra unbound shape of her beautiful butch boobs… sir please don’t get a reduction… please don’t get top surgery please. Anyways none of this matters to her because she’s always got them strapped down compactly and she’s used to not seeing them, sleeps with no bra, they’re not super round and sit a bit low on her chest,,, teardrop shaped I thinkkkk… her areola are a bit small in comparison to her nipples… they’re centered and puffy and make her breasts look pointed, and her whole chest is sensitive and her nipples get super hard when she’s aroused or cold or just when they’re unbinded. Not that anyone will ever know… a butches boobs are often his best kept secret. Very dark brown areola, stretchmarks on her boobs (and her long beautiful legs… but this post is about boobs)
Seras is a 36 or 38 J, she doesn’t actually know her proper bra size and she only wears bras without wires, mostly cheap sports bras and cheap barely padded t-shirt bras… close together boobs and very round, they chafe in between #babypowder she also puts deodorant under them even though she probably shouldn’t, she has one fancy bra and it’s a blue balconette with black polka dots and lace trim, doesn’t have particularly sensitive boobs but she does get very shy if you pay attention to them, scarred and super soft…and surprisingly jiggly for how heavy they are, her nipples and areola are just a little pink, and they’re almost flat to her boob just barely raised. um seras if you want a reduction I guess that’s fine… you’ve got a lot to deal with over there…
yumiko/yumie- she’s got small athletic boobs and all her bras are single layer cotton, and she owns a Vatican issued sports bra for missions. Yumiko prefers to not wear a bra at all and just wear a camisole under her robes, very dark brown nipples that seriously contrast her normal skin, Yumie also has flat close to her chest nipples, Yumie also prefers this but she usually ends up wearing her sports bra whenever she’s fronting, she feels on edge, also Yumie only dresses in her nuns habit when fronting, she doesn’t like not feeling prepared for a mission so she sleeps in her typical mission outfit… stay ready so you ain’t got to get ready yk (also I think Yumiko tans super easy, but she doesn’t know because she’s very devout in wearing her habit sometimes her calves are randomly tan because when Yumie fronts she wears her habit at the knee.)
Heinkel- I’ve said it before… wide set big boobs, would be super pointy if they weren’t so fat,,, heavy and not jiggly with stretch marks on them and… her areola are basically the same color as her normal skin, she has all black bras, mostly sports bras, he has one plunge cut bra rotting in the back of her underwear drawer she wears once or twice a year, usually she tapes her chest instead of wearing any kind of bra, and her boobs tend to sweat a lot… mmhmm sweaty underboob… um um don’t look at me. Oh also she blushes all the way down her chest it’s cute. Heinkel I don’t want you to get top surgery but if you can I lick the scars please.
I think they all have different boob scars too btw except Integra maybe… boob scar boob scar boob scar…
My gap moe obsession is so obvious with how I write heinkel… I’m embarrassed but I really like when mascs are cute… and she soooo cute in crossfire when she’s getting scolded