whattheactualhell.

what am i even doing • (pretty much an accumulation of every single piece of media i have ever enjoyed)

[caiizawa]

Gideon: *chokes on spicy food*

Gwen: *making fun of him* "Der diamant..... der härteste... von allen"

[yaoiblackmold]

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

[jellogram]

I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today's popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.

[motherblackcap]

I heard it was that time of year again.

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[sugaldean]

I know it feels like a lot but I really believe we can do it 20k notes per day isn’t that hard to do?

[akinmytua2]

I’m sad because at this rate we might not make it

[mjshortformcjesus]

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order

[stadt-wien]

Der frühe Vogel bekommt die mittelschweren bis schweren Folgen von Schlafmangel zu spüren.

[noahnomore]

[clauonacloud-deactivated2022071]

[latinajedi]

[gay-jesus-probably]

YOU GET THE FUCK BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN THAT RIGHT NOW

[riluri]

well damn

[ospreyonthemoon]

[letslipthehounds]

Every time, I know what's coming, but every time, I just lose it at "Uh. That"

[beautifulscreaminglady]

Sherlock has more strength than me, I would have folded like a lawn chair with that accent

[wouldgaysexfixthem]

the philosophers of our time are on tumblr dot com

[spevvy]

Actual footage of everyone watching Young Sherlock

[allcatsaretigers]

Kameraeinstellung ballert anders. Truly Dorf vibes. Da guckt die Gertrud wohl grad was die Polizei denn bei den Nachbarn will.

[tatortstray]

Okayyyy, warum guckt ihr euch nach dieser innigen Umarmung aber so an👀😏?

Und dann nach dem Motto: "Oh, das war grad irgendwie ein krasses Gefühl...ehm...ja...weitermachen I guess👀."

[duchessbone]

truly my favorite part of the episode was esther and her creepy brother. the strange singing never being addressed. leo going "what the hell ...." most normal reaction.

[scheidungskind]

Bonus:

Shopping Queen Zitate ft. Tatort Saarbrücken

[treibholz-des-universums]

The team going through it (außer Adam)

[flusslesben]

das is so dorfcore immer dann nen traktor vor einem wenn mans am wenigsten gebrauchen kann

[tea-earlgrey]

Klar denkt Adam, dass ein Ort böse sein kann. Der ist im Bunker großgeworden