Swamp Puppy

He/Him-23-MDNI

[7ivingcorpse]

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚎...

☆ 𝐶𝑟𝑜𝑤𝑒 ☆ 23 ☆ 𝐻𝑒/𝐻𝑖𝑚 ☆ 𝐴𝑟𝑜𝐴𝑙𝑙𝑜 ☆ 𝐺𝑎𝑦 𝑀𝑎𝑛 ☆ 𝐶𝑟𝑜𝑐𝑜𝑑𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑛 𝐹𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑘 ☆ 𝐶𝑜𝑟𝑝𝑠𝑒 𝐹𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑒𝑟 ☆ 𝐶𝑜𝑤𝑏𝑜𝑦 𝐶𝑎𝑛𝑖𝑏𝑎𝑙 ☆ 𝑆𝑦𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑚 ☆ 𝑃𝑎𝑟𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑖𝑑 𝑁𝑎𝑟𝑐 ☆

...𝚄𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚎𝚝 𝚖𝚎 ;)

○ 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚐 𝚒𝚜 𝚛𝚞𝚗 𝚋𝚢 𝚊 𝙳.𝚒.𝚍 𝚂𝚢𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚖 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚠𝚘 𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚜𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝-𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝙷𝚘𝚜𝚝. 𝚆𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝙷𝚎/𝙷𝚒𝚖 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚕𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚞𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒/𝚠𝚎 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚛𝚎𝚏𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚘 𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚟𝚎𝚜.

○ 𝚆𝚎'𝚛𝚎 𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚝𝚘 𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚙𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚛𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚞𝚜 𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚕𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚕 𝚞𝚗𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚎𝚏𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚕𝚕 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝. 𝙷𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝙳𝚖𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙰𝚗𝚘𝚗 𝚖𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚊𝚐𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚊𝚕𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚋𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚞𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢.

○ 𝚆𝚎 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚊 𝚕𝚘𝚝 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚋𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚙𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚜𝚝 𝚘𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚓𝚘𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚠𝚊𝚢 𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜. 𝚆𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚜𝚘 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚕𝚢 𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚌 𝚊𝚋𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚐𝚜.

○ 𝚆𝚎 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚊 𝚕𝚘𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜, 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎'𝚜 𝚗𝚘 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚝 𝚊𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚌. 𝚆𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚜𝚘 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊 𝚑𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚖𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚛𝚎𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚐𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚞𝚕𝚝𝚒𝚙𝚕𝚎 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚛𝚘𝚠 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚊 𝚠𝚎 𝚎𝚗𝚓𝚘𝚢. 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚕𝚞𝚍𝚎𝚜 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚖𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘;

• 𝚁𝚎𝚍 𝙳𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚁𝚎𝚍𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 • 𝚃𝚊𝚡𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚖𝚢 •𝙼𝚞𝚜𝚒𝚌 •𝙾𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚠𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑 •𝙷𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚛 𝙼𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚊 •𝙼𝚎𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚌𝚞𝚕𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚎 • 𝙳𝚒𝚗𝚘𝚜𝚊𝚞𝚛𝚜 •𝙲𝚘𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚌 𝙼𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚑𝚢 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚜 •𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚛 𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚜. •𝚃𝚘𝚛𝚗𝚊𝚍𝚘𝚜

○𝙽𝚘 𝙳𝙽𝙸 𝚊𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝙼𝚒𝚗𝚘𝚛𝚜. 𝚆𝚎 𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚌𝚔 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚢, 𝚊𝚜 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞. 𝚆𝚎 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚐𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚊𝚐 𝚏𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚜.

○ #𝙱𝚘𝚍𝚢 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙱𝚊𝚜𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝 - 𝚀𝚞𝚎𝚞𝚎𝚍 𝙿𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚜

○ #𝙽𝚊𝚖𝚎.𝚃𝚡𝚝 - 𝙰𝚕𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚏𝚒𝚌 𝚁𝚎𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚐𝚜

○#𝙶𝚛𝚊𝚟𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚐𝚐𝚎𝚛-𝙽𝚎𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚙𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚒𝚊 𝚋𝚊𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝙿𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚜

[leathersys]

#oopsie

[angell-of-filth]

Shortcuts, by Emma Ivansson, 2021. embroidery and paint on cotton/polyester

[satanicbadboy]

[segamascott]

[ozempicofficial]

[7ivingcorpse]

I'm at pride for a little before I go pick my drugs up and head on back down to it. I have been here all of five minutes and a hot trans woman has painted the trans flag on my cheeks. I'm winning

[fluffysylveonn]

Ok it’s literally 2026 I can’t do this anymore if you like Harry Potter im straight up killing you

[miseryshak]

oh my God new clown just dropped

[sweetestcorpse]

Violence and self mutilation aside I’m a nice guy

[loveridden1999]

[topgunvolleyballscene]

how often are you getting a headache

daily

weekly

monthly

couple times a year

yearly or less

Remaining time: 3 days 1 hour

[topgunvolleyballscene]

how often are you getting a tummy ache

daily

weekly

monthly

every couple months

yearly or less

Remaining time: 3 days 1 hour

[topgunvolleyballscene]

Ok so thanks for voting on this but i need you to reblog it too

[transjudas]

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

[sevaria]

Perverts

[parkchanwoohoo]

I'm so ass at measuring distance that if I woke up in a Saw trap and the only requirement was to "run 30 ft, give or take a foot or two" I would still fuck it up and get slaughtered

[parkchanwoohoo]

"How tall was the suspect" I dunno doc everyone taller than me is 6 ft and everyone shorter than me is 4 ft

[parkchanwoohoo]

I know 80 degrees is warm and 40 degrees is cold. If you told me it was 65 degrees outside I would stare at your blankly until you were like "Wear a sweater" or something. Or "Don't wear a sweater." In fact skip the number I'll just go outside myself

[parkchanwoohoo]

If I woke up in a Saw trap and the only requirement was to roughly pour out about 4 pounds worth of sand into a jar I would just ask him to kill me without wasting either of our time

[parkchanwoohoo]

Stop telling me to look up dyscalculia. I already know about vampires

[gatitospansones]

[idkwhattoputbroo]

they hate me cuz I'm based as fuck but I'm also really annoying