More head canons to scream about to the void of tumblr!
Always talks during movies. Makes sarcastic comments or questions the logic and everyone always tells him to shut the fuck up
Sometimes creates outfits the night before that look really cool, but then he wakes up and realizes he too tired to give enough fucks
If someone starts ranting to him about a theory they have about a book thats offensive or just plain dumb, he’ll smack them on the back of the head, look them dead in the eye and say no
When something intense happens in a book he’ll make a strangled noise then continue reading
Sometimes when a bad day comes, he can’t talk to anyone or it overwhelms him
Anytime people start to talk about wolves around him, he’ll make up a outlandish and stupid fact about them because he likes to see what people will believe in
He once got a hufflepuff to believe that werwolves are vegetarian
Calls James and Sirius Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee. Always makes Lily giggle
Doesn’t laugh loudly very often. He usually covers his mouth when he does though, which pisses off Sirius because he just wants to see his boy smile
Cracks up when Sirius gets jealous, and will usually tease him when he is
Introduces muggle music to the other Marauders frequently
Drums his fingers on desks, and is always cracking his knuckles.
Peter always checks in concern when Remus does crack a knuckle because Merlins beard that sounded painful
Stayed up late into the night finishing the Marauders map just out of pure stubbornness. James would wake to Remus angrily mumbling to the map saying things like “oh you think you’re so clever.” and “ better watch out or my hand might slip and i’ll catch you on fire you piece of absolute shit”
At one point James and Sirius copied his homework so often, he started charging them
He’s not mean, he’s just honest (brutally if you catch him on a bad day)
Have to strangle his emotions out of him
Is low-key a sore loser (high-key if he was acting cocky in the beginning)
Will not lend books to people
A lot of people think Remus isn’t tough or confident enough to stand up to people so thats why he has James and Sirius do it, but he really just thinks confrontation is stupid and doesn’t let things bother him
James and Sirius can’t relate
But one time someone called Sirius a fag and Remus punched them in the face
Will rant to you for hours if you don’t tell him to stop
Has an existential crisis like, every other day
Didn’t really come out to anyone
Was kinda just like “Hey that dudes attractive” and then “Fuck me that girl is hot”
The marauders were confused and debated asking Remus for awhile until eventually Sirius just blurted the question “Are you straight?!” and Remus replied with “Obviously not” then walked away
Is surprisingly one of the more easier Marauders to jump scare
When he doesn’t understand something he’ll just continuously say nope over and over again
Can’t paint or draw for shit
Says “I’ll take a raincheck on that offer” a lot
Doesn’t care to gossip, so thats why everyone always tell him everything
Remus knows way too much about what Lucius did on the astronomy tower halloween night because of this
After being told a boring story he’ll always say “And when did the murders happen?”
When he can’t focus he’ll start doing weird things like do a hand stand in the dorm
Does that thing where he squints both of his eyes and opens his mouth whenever someone says something really fucking stupid
The boys sometimes say he has no emotions and Remus laughs and agrees, until he wakes up the next morning to a bad day and immediately thinks, fuck
