Jess

80s everything… especially the men😉

[thoughtkick]

“Breathe. It’s only a bad day, not a bad life.”

— Ashley Purdy

[sulinz0]

My eiffel tower I fear

[80srockslut]

mine too I fear xoxox

[fxllenangelxx]

If I ended up being the final girl in a scream movie it’s cause I fucked ghostface.

[80srockslut]

straight facts

[vxncevis]

They give me women boners

[stinkymoldman]

Seeing people comment “I cant wait to see where this goes🥹” on a new fic when the author has 50 abandoned fics piled up will always be a little funny and heartbreaking at the same time lol

[sweetheartedbylust]

Guys..I need him on a level that will set women back years.

It’s getting too much

-

[iluvaxlrose]

I’m pregnant just by looking at this masterpiece

[foxesjostens]

‪if 80s vampire kiefer sutherland repeatedly called me by my first name with very obvious sexual tension behind it i would simply smooch him like rip to michael emerson but i’m different ! ‬

[80srockslut]

this.

straight facts.

FACTS.

[williamprattz]

The Lost Boys (1987) dir. Joel Schumacher

[80srockslut]

😮‍💨😮‍💨

[undertaker-gifs]

[take-taker-taken]

This was just begging to be giffed. So I did.

[lou-is-an-artist]

@take-taker-taken here's the clip for you

Rare shirtless Taker 🥵

[rickallensbarefeet-deactivated2]

Reblog if you like waffles or if you want your 80s rock star crush to fuck you into next week

[atomic-chronoscaph]

MTV (1980s)

[pragnificent]

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

[thingsamylikes]

I reblogged her late last year and my 2024 has been very satisfying work-wise and (secure enough to not stress out) money-wise so far. Money Snake is wise and good.

[ballistic-lipstick-dream-machine]

obligatory 1st day of may post

[portlandwithyou]

The Lost Boys 1987- Joel Schumacher