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Ethan Winters Stan Account

[bonivers]

maddy in lingerie and hanging out with rue casually….. which could mean nothing

[mitchesmoon]

Maddyrue HERE I COME

[bylersaveus]

"ao3 is down"

[secretlypansexualmango]

I need a million fics where Z team (lovingly) kidnaps Robert when they see his apartment and institute mandatory sleepovers at their apartments until he’s got better living conditions.

And if they have to hold him lying in bed to make sure he doesn’t try to run back to his pathetic plastic chair? Well that’s a sacrifice they’re willing to make, I mean don’t you know they’re heroes?

[polzcule]

i know we’re all into the “robert gets passed around the z team like a blunt” but may i suggest the iteration i’m particularly fond of, which is “robert gets passed around the z team like a blunt but he’s still in charge”

because i KNOW that team is feral for his voice. like they might as well have told me that themselves. so when they get robert under them and he’s still self-assured enough to keep telling them what to do?? ough it’s gonna be A Night

[falling-star-cygnus]

i love that he gave up immediately on fielding Malevola's clinginess -> looks like a custody battle over a particularly miserable wet cat

[stinkymoldman]

Z team getting jealous when Robert dispatches for another team is *chefs kiss*

[james-kay64]

The entire Z-Team polycule ship name in Dispatch should be HR Violation

[stinkymoldman]

it’s the Z Team’s yearning for Robert that is really getting me on team Polycule.

[the-depressed-comedic-relief]

I’m lazy but got I would kill for a fic where the z team takes turns every night having Robert stay at their place after seeing how this man has no fucking bed at the party

[stinkymoldman]

Seeing people comment “I cant wait to see where this goes🥹” on a new fic when the author has 50 abandoned fics piled up will always be a little funny and heartbreaking at the same time lol

[stinkymoldman]

Me commenting and trying to inspire an update on abandoned Alice/Bella and Rosalie/Bella fics

[stinkymoldman]

Oh man. The twilight femslash scene is truly empty right now and it sucks. I thought the renaissance would inspire more fics but its a wasteland. It truly baffles me when a new twilight bella/Rosalie or bella/Alice fic appears, and its a freaking slow burn. STOP PRETENDING LIKE YOU ARE GOING TO FINISH YOUR SLOW BURN FIC. YOU ARE WASTING EVERYONE’S TIME.

I do feel bad complaining but i also hate reading the first chapter of a fic that will never be completed. And you can ALWAYS tell.

[stinkymoldman]

Im begging yall… Please just update your abandoned long burn 😫😫

[stinkymoldman]

Tonight i looked up whether Stephanie Meyer has kids or not, and I’m very happy to say that, NO, she doesn’t. Thank God.

Making Jacob imprint on an actual newborn baby is almost comically evil/disturbed.

PLEASE don’t have kids lady

Update: So apparently she does have children. Sorry yall. Wishful thinking maybe.

Sidenote: Have they read her books and what do they think? Genuinely curious now

[stinkymoldman]

Tonight i looked up whether Stephanie Meyer has kids or not, and I’m very happy to say that, NO, she doesn’t. Thank God.

Making Jacob imprint on an actual newborn baby is almost comically evil/disturbed.

PLEASE don’t have kids lady

Update: So apparently she does have children. Sorry yall. Wishful thinking maybe.

Sidenote: Have they read her books and what do they think? Genuinely curious now

[stinkymoldman]

When a new fic pops up and i don’t recognize the author, so i start looking through their other fics.