finally ate under 1000 for the first time in a long time :) feels good
I’m trying to lose 12lb before summers over, but after that I need to maintain a better lower calorie diet. I rlly wanna be a size 8 again, and fit into my old clothes
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finally ate under 1000 for the first time in a long time :) feels good
I’m trying to lose 12lb before summers over, but after that I need to maintain a better lower calorie diet. I rlly wanna be a size 8 again, and fit into my old clothes
I’m fat at fuck damn
Looking at old pics of myself, I need to get back down to 145 at most and even that is a lot of weight to lose
Gotta get back on my 48 hour fasts
decided to make a harrow model so i can make her do a little dance whenever reading htn puts me in emotional distress
i have now also made a gideon to retroactively deal with the emotional distress of gtn
im scared one of my friends thinks we're about to have a slow burn friends to lovers bc we're both single for the first time in years and they lowkey act insane about anyone i date.idk much to consider
someone please tell me the name of that one like postfurry artist who drew the emotionally resonant colored pencil drawings of anthro planes drowning in swimming pools and in hospital waiting rooms furry community come to my aid plssss
ok their name is sharkplane77. outsider art
There’s this thing that happens where I keep a bottle of whiskey in the house that I don’t use very often because I just don’t drink very often.
And then someone looks in the liquor cabinet one day and says “why do we have whiskey? Who drinks whiskey?” and then I say “it’s mine. It’s so I can make whiskey sours.”
And then because my close friends and family only drink wine and beer and don’t know what a cocktail is they then ask “What’s a whiskey sour?” and I say “It’s simple syrup, whiskey, and lemon juice on ice”
Then they say “What does that taste like?” and I say “Kind of like gross lemonade but in a good way. I could make you one if you like.” and then they say “No thanks I don’t really do cocktails”
And then two months later the exact same thing happens again with the exact same person because they have forgotten every part of that exchange.
But see, this somehow happens with both every member of my household and every person who visits us regularly and sometimes even with one time guests.
So I have this exact exchange like once or twice a week realistically and tbh I think it’s starting to drive me insane how literally nobody in my life can hold the knowledge of what a whiskey sour is in their brain for longer than three seconds.
I’m caught in a very specific time loop but only in regards to how I use whiskey.
Well SOMEBODY can remember what a whiskey sour is
your kingdom honestly sucks. your princess replaced all of the knights with animated suits of armor :/
i stuck my hand inside the hollow suit of armour and it was wet in there
what's your problem
it was wet in there
There’s a branch of the Medicis that moved to Ireland and now are running a successful chain of fried chicken restaurants which is a very different vinbe from when they were like buying popes and stuff
The current heir to the main branch of the Hapsburg family is an endurance race car driver
#if he got rid of some middle names i bet he would be more aerodynamic and better at racing via @/honeyseller
Correction: it's not the Medicis who run the Dublin fried chicken shops, but the direct decendants of the enemies of the Medici; the Borgias. The chain is called Borza and is better known for fish and chips. They moved to Ireland in the early 20th century. They are also said to have introduced the deep fried Mars bar from Scotland to Ireland.
The Borgias, among the most feared and reviled families in European history, running a fish 'n chips shop with deep fried Mars bars is one of the funniest things I've ever heard. It's like something from a D&D campaign where they decided to completely change genres.
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Blogger's Note: Centipedes reproduce by the male leaving a spermatophore (sperm packet) on the ground for the female to pick up - no intercourse is involved.
I learned today that Scoobert Doo was designed to violate every Great Dane breed standard and I love that
*ungreats your dane*
Nothing shuts down a bougie conversation like "well, when I was homeless—" Nothing. It's one and done. They are fucking taken out. The conversation is dead. Done.
"there's enough charities in place to help our homeless population"
Well I was turned away from every single one in the area because I was a non Christian trans person. Not that there were many I could make the walk to, to be fair.
"if someone is homeless, they can just forage for food! Probably eating healthier than we are har har har!"
I was homeless in winter. And yeah, sure, I knew how to use pine needles to make tea and boil bark but. Come on. You think every homeless person has that fucking knowledge or resources? And I was homeless on a mountain. What about people who are homeless in cities? What are they going to forage? Gravel? And what about areas where foraging is illegal? You want them to get arrested? In a police state like this?
"well as long as they don't get into trouble, there won't be trouble!"
You make laws criminalizing their existence. The "trouble" they make is surviving. I got the cops called on me because I went for a walk. I had a stick I was using to help me walk because I have a limp and couldn't afford a cane. A fucking white couple saw me and called the cops and told them I was walking "with a rifle" and was "very threatening". I got DAMNED lucky that a Light horseman found me first and told me what happened. Laughed a little. Told me not to worry about it, he'd call it in as bogus, and have a talk with the couple. But again. I was lucky. If that had been a state cop and not a rez one, I could have been fucking shot. For walking.
Honestly, if you are not for the liberation of homeless people, if you are not for decriminalizing homelessness and all aspects of it, if you say things like, "now I support those people, but I wish I didn't have to see it, because it makes me uncomfy," you have swallowed the propaganda pill. Congrats. You were not immune to it and now you are sick with it.
the problem with me is i cannot differentiate what is & is not my circus and what are & are not my monkeys. this gives you mental health conditions
jesus i have no idea what to do with this girl i’ve never met anyone who acts like this i should probably break up with her asap but when it’s good it’s so good
doesn’t matter how i dress or what clothes i buy… the thing i really want is to be skinny and lean! so many cute fits that i don’t wanna wear bc my butts too big
this again i’m literally so fat i weigh like 15lb more than i ever have before and my butts too big for all my clothes i’m basically plus size at this point i need to get back down to 135 at the very most
tbh i love being a degenerate. i love porn, weed, nicotine, jerking off, eating candy, EDM, and being online
tired stressed working full time on a diet AND mercury is in retrograde. AND on my period so no wonder i wanna kms
she’s so cooooool and cute
and also lowkey so not cool but also cool in a way i like? and like doesn’t take shit from anyone and gets mad and rude i love itttt