I could NOT be trusted with time travel bc Iād go back to 1980 get in line for the premiere showing of empire strikes back and bet everyone 5$ that Darth Vader is Lukeās father make everyone promise me if itās real ājokinglyā get cash money and go back to the present
TW: suggestive??, pet play??, voyeurism???, embarrassment, Idk itās my first time tell me if I missed anything :/ oh and SUPERBAT!!!
Itās bring your pet to work day at Wayne Enterprises. Que Brucie Wayne walking in with a leash in hand.
One employee eventually fumbled out āMr-Mr. Wayne you are aware that itās-ā they make an audible swallow, seemingly to regroup themselves āAre you aware that itās bring your pet to work day, not-ā they cut themselves off seemingly giving up at Bruceās blank look of non-comprehension. āNever mind, enjoy your day Mr.Wayne.ā They rushed out, quickly scurrying to the bathrooms.
Meanwhile Clark is wondering how in the hey bales did he get here, collar around his neck following Mr.Wayne like the lost puppy he is, the one thing that he could think of was to never tell Bruce that he would do ANYTHING for a private interview again. Bright red, flustered, and in disbelief at the fact that he was being paraded around like an award winning cattle, the mild mannered reporter shuffles into the elevator.
Bruce is lucky that keeping a straight face as Batman translated to keeping an innocent smile on his face as he waited in the elevator. He canāt believe the one time that he takes Dicks advice to āGo hang out with your friends B!ā ended up with everyone in the justice league wasted playing truth or dare.
Batmanās dare, because he would never say truth, was to āgo up to everyone in their cives and make them do the most embarrassing thing without being caughtā -a dare given to him by a drunk and irate Green Lantern who was tired of Batman lording over his knowledge of their identityās, seemingly thinking Batman was lying. Well itās a shame for him that Batman does most things out of spite and the need to win.
Bruce had never been more thankful for his reputation as an airhead billionaire before. He can and has gotten away with so many things, but this takes the cake. When Clark Kent said he would do anything for an interview- well it would be a shame to let that opportunity slip by.
A few small lies about how he was ābooked up for months-ā and that he had āan opening during being your pet to work day-ā but he wasnāt planning on going since he doesnāt have any suitable pets to bring and that āas the CEO I feel like I should participate in every event that takes place in WE or not show up at all!ā and he got himself Clark Kent AKA Superman walking on leash to his office.
Well he did say he would give an private interview- and he will keep his word- but maybe he can give the reporter an extra treat for being such a good boy~
Iāve seen a lot of discourse over what counts as a tumblr sexyman, so I wanted to put in my 2 cents.
This is my idea on tumblr sexyman as an āoutsiderā looking in, I donāt know of every sexyman ever so some categories may be presumptuous, and based simply on looks,
The idea of sexyman has evolved over the years and I believe that you can fit them into categories, some sexyman classifying as multiple categories, and the categories are
White guy (typically a twink)
Suit and tie š¤µ
Thatās an object (sometimes with a human body)
Animal/furry (typically anthropomorphic)
Hot but evil (heās really hot)
Ugly and evil (heās so despicable it rolls back to hot?)
Hot and good (not much data found)
Ugly but good (he has a great personality)
Monsterfricker š
Omg heās emo š¤
Heās smart š¤
Heās depressed š wet cat energy
Pathetic <3 (you could totally find a way to step on them energy)
and finally.. Talk more bbg ššš
Feel free to debate in the comments, again itās near impossible to know of every sexyman ever so, idk do you feel like a category is missing?
