Remem8er the Hero

[[M!A: Nothing]] Pester: arcaneGlow 8ut on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace so8riquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona. Voilà! In view, a hum8le vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as 8oth victim and villain 8y the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a 8y-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.

[8r8king]

off to bed, like this if i need to respond to something

[revolverjohncelot]

  silly vriska therre’s a difference between a lie and a joke.

and sillier vriska you’re not going to crash because obviously well be up all night with how thrilling the movies ive selected for the occasion are, and also the inevitable nail painting and gossiping, light as a feather stff as a board, and all those other best friend cliches. 

[8r8king]

Ooooooooh yes, 8ecause your taste in moveis are totally the 8est there is out there

Note how I am using sarcasm.

I'll 8ring some of my own films, and I'll make sure I paint your nails the prettiest 8lue there is.  Now hurry up and give me your coords, you nerd.

[stridorkable]

  No Vriska, not the hair that’s my money. 

[8r8king]

Don't give a fuck

> Noggie the hell out of the oversized nerd.  No one fucks with your OJ

[8r8king]

PSA: Since rp’ing with icons as opposed to gif has become a thing, but I’m just going to say this now…I don’t care if you rp with icons or gifs or no picture at all, what you use with your writing doesn’t change your writing and I’ll rp with you regardless.

[revolverjohncelot]

  huh?

b-but why would you wanna talk to any of those guys when you could talk to me?

[8r8king]

Relaaaaaaaax John, it was just a joke.

So nerd, you still up for movie night? It's l8 8ut I don't mind crashing at your house.

[stridorkable]

Because it keeps them cool and katanas are supposed to be coo-I’m already moving them okay. 

[8r8king]

One of them punctured my OJ and it spilled all over, and I'm going to give the worst noggie 

[8r8king]

...Why the fuck are their swords in the fridge 

[revolverjohncelot]

  oh no.

the mighty vriska is upset. quick somebody cool and witty cheer her up before she assumes her true form and starts to devour us all like some kind of monster movie.

[8r8king]

So I'm going to go need to talk to someone who is witty and cool instead of you, right?

[8r8king]

Today was stupid, my day off still turned into me going into work

[revolverjohncelot]

what are you talking about i just told you all about how much cooler and trickier ive gotten, but whatever i guess.

no its a right and proper mustache my momma taught me better than to grow any half assed stache.

and oh boy! i never thought you would ask, but i’d love to. im really curious on what youve been doing too but id rather hear one of your great stories in person!

[8r8king]

Haha, never thought you were such a mama's 8oy John!

8ut yeah, I have some free time f you want to come over or something.  Works 8een kicking my ass 8ut I'm taking a few days to myself so thank god for that.

And of course my stories are 8etter in person, glad you're a8le to recognize it.

[8r8king]

Tricks, huh?  Are they as amateur as ever or do you finally have something that’ll impress me?

[revolverjohncelot]

a-ah-yeah, of course. of course i’ve got something to impress you. you see i do this cool juggley thing with all my hammers, and its like a windy thing, ad oh-oh, i grew a mustache, it’s manly and full of pulchritude and vim. 

[8r8king]

pfft, you haven't changed one 8it have you Egderp?  Not that thats a 8ad thing, It's kinda refreshing.

And a 'manly stash?, I hope it isn't all gross and patchy like some guys 8ecause thats not appealing to anyone ever.

8ut moving on, we should definitely meet up.  

[revolverjohncelot]

  don’t roll them too hard then, they might just fall out! hee hee. at least that’s what my mom always told me.

i’ve just been doing my job and checking out some sweet new movies in between, you know. ilearning lots of new tricks. 

[8r8king]

Tricks, huh?  Are they as amateur as ever or do you finally have something that'll impress me?

[8r8king]

WH EN SOMEONE USES SOMETHING IVE DRAWN AS A REACTION PIC A H H AAAHHHHHH

[revolverjohncelot]

  ohhh my gosh i cant believe i forgot something that important. i saw the ghost girl in your avatar and i got all distracted i swear!!!

hi vris i hope i didnt completely botch our movie like reunion.

[8r8king]

Rolling my eye so hard John! 

8ut whats up nerd? Heaven't seen you since I crashed at your place.

How have you 8een holding up?

[8r8king]

Don't 8e too mean to the nerd 8a8e

[morcinder]

  not much cleaned my room this mornin doin some jobs for the turks found out my magical girl title is thief of blood

[8r8king]

I've been working my ass off, but I think I'm almost close to at least getting into a SEMI decent community college.

[revolverjohncelot]

8r8king started following you

oh hey!

are you here to see how awesome i am!

[8r8king]

Wow John and here I thought you would recognize your ex.