Mëh 🌙

Hey gorgeous! I'm Hêâthęr, a junior in high school. I like music, anime, netflix, food, and caffiene. Message me if you need to or wanna talk or something. Bye xx

[re-directed-deactivated20230206]

Why doesn’t Jimmy John’s deliver to my location

[gameandwatch-deactivated2013043]

[8simply]

Penguin falls down resulting in best sound ever [x]

oh my god

NOOOOOOO

they all gasped like OHHH

IM CRYING IM PHYSICALLY CRYING HE FALLS AND THERE ALL LIKE WHAAAAWHOA U OK BRO AND HE GETS UP LIKE *SIGH* YEAH ITS FINE

[paynoisperfection]

I bet Niall has been stress laughing for 24 hours straight.

[spork]

when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know how

[wafflesex]

I like how dolphins breach with such vivacity

whales breach with grace

sharks breach with power

… then fucking manta rays be like

“there goes Billy fulfilling his dreams”

[whimsicottremade-deactivated201]

why the fuck do most anime openings have english words tied into them what if american cartoons starting doing that too like can you imagine turning on spongebob one day and WHO LIVES IN A 翔太のお尻 UNDER THE SEA

[whimsicottremade-deactivated201]

who the fuck changed it from pineapple to shota ass

[dunwall]

ok but imagine this

dragons

[eviechu-deactivated20160514]

hey you should start a band

[relatable-memes]

[my-teen-quote]

need some inspiration? look at this blog!

[archangcl-blog1]

it’s legitimately kinda scary how fast I can go into “mom friend” mode when my friends do something potentially dangerous

[ifbtsdidthat]

This literally describes me to a T-Admin K

[oathkeeping-deactivated20230405]

In art class my friend rolled himself in bubble wrap and stayed like that the whole day. When he sat down in our math class the teacher told him to take it off and he didn’t want to so he said “long live the king” and rolled out the door and down the hallway. And all you could hear was the faint popping of the bubblewrap as he rolled away. My teacher never went after him. 

[r0-archive]

#some people are destined for greatness

[monkeywiki]

its always the math teacher who tells you you cant

[unillustrated-man]

Yes good.

[loupvenimeux-deactivated2020010]

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ITS PERFECTLY OKAY FOR A BOY TO DO BALLET

I’m trying to prove a point to my parents and my grandma

[peroxical]

if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone

[fasterfood]

a white girl is lost in the woods and is about to be attacked by a bear. “why cant we all just be friends, bullying is so stupid, stop bullying <3” she says to it. the bear stops. he is confused. how the hell did she just say <3 out loud

[onemore-light]

less than three. 

[fasterfood]

if one more person adds this geek ass comment i will make sure u have less than three seconds left to live

[obaema-deactivated20140712]

Australians need to stfu moaning about how hot it is. You live in fucking Australia. You should be prepared for this shit. 

[dankickedphilsstickz-deactivate]

OH, I’M SORRY, WHAT WAS THAT?

I COULDN’T QUITE HEAR YOU OVER THE INEVITABLE HEAT THAT WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO CONTROL OF

WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO COMPLAIN AS MUCH AS WE WANT TO, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

[welsh-griffin]

JUST IN CASE AMERICANS DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW HOT 52˚C IS.

[notchicken]

Holy fuck are you guys okay

[swiftlysivan]

Please reblog this if it's alright to come to you for advice or to just rant. Thank you.

[8simply]

i hate when i lose things at school like my pencils and papers and life ambitions

[did-you-know]

Source

[gay-sex-at-221b]

So what you’re saying is, Leonardo DiCaprio is doing it on purpose.

[kitsunecoffee]