how do conservatives think talking to children works? if a four year old came up to me and said āiām a cat!!ā i would say āreally? what makes you a cat?ā and theyād say some shit like āi have claws >:)ā and iād be like āoh wow, you do have claws. but wait, i thought cats had pointed ears!ā and theyād say āthey DO!!!ā and then iād pull up a picture of an elf and ask āis THIS a cat?ā and theyād yell āNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOā
u wouldnāt say āfucking hell, Emily, get it together. this is the real worldā

















