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He slowly nodded in agreement while making his way through the market. Every few seconds he looked behind to check if she was still there as they made their way through the mass of people. “ If you know how to make it we should do that, it sounds good. “ His smile widened at the idea. “ What do we need for it? “
☪ —- ; ❝ it’s really tasty. you’ll love it. ❞ nodding confidently, the small idol reaches out to hold onto his sleeve so that she won’t lose him in the mess of people. it’s mid-afternoon, probably the busiest time of day for grocery shopping, especially in a market that’s as large as this one. ❝ just follow me, i will get everything we need. strawberries, whipped cream, and angel food cake. ❞ flashing the male a smile, she leads him down the appropriate aisle to locate the items they need to make their dessert.
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{ ✉ ↦ hyemi } You can and that’s the most amazing thing ever
{ ✉ ↦ hyemi } I feel like I’m going to end up drunk as crap
{ ✉ ↦ hyemi } Sounds like a plan boo.
( kkt » chloe ) ↳ ha, you will end up drunk because i never color outside of the lines. ↳ i guess i should have told you that first, huh?~~ ㅋㅋㅋㅋ ↳ i’ll see you tonight then!
⁷⁵⁰ᴹᴸ 워터멜론 우유 - ⁹³⁰ᴹᴸ 딸기우유
[text] We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman’s birthday party for the food. Whoops.
texts from last night!
found here ; status - accepting! ; for @91jsy.
( kkt » jessica )↳ i know that you’re lying..↳ you’re just trying to make me worry that it was all captured on camera or something right? ↳ i would remember such a thing happening.. ㅛ !
isn’t she a real princess?
aim: deer.kr // please add me here if you want to interact ic or plot something! mun will be off dash for now but you can more actively reach me there.
[text] You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
texts from last night!
found here ; status - accepting! ; for @olpxkeumjo.
( kkt » 금조 )↳ ... you are the only one that saw this, right?↳ i hope that fans did not see this, or get any pictures.↳ i’m going to be in trouble if they did. ㅠㅠ↳ i really should stop drinking..
[text] maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
texts from last night!
found here ; status - accepting! ; for @inkxxxdeath.
( kkt » chloe )↳ you can turn anything into a drinking game, you know.↳ oh, here’s a good idea. whenever you color outside of the lines, you have to take a shot!↳ good, you bring the booze and i will supply the coloring books and crayons.
[text] When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
texts from last night!
found here ; status - accepting! ; for@sxqnal.
( kkt » 김명수 )↳ you know, my drunk mind comes up with a lot of neat ideas. ↳ who would have thought a glowstick would work so well to scoop out the peanut butter?↳ it was even better than using a spoon!
[text] I’m wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
texts from last night!
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( kkt » 토끼 ♡ )↳ ... does this unnie need to come and take care of you? ↳ actually, i know you will try to say no so i am coming over anyway.↳ i will be there in twenty minutes with medicine and some food.
texts from last night! meme
[text] Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today? [text] The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here [text] He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after. [text] He gave me the “find somebody who wants to date you for who you are” speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants. [text] I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese [text] I just got high off one hit and then Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refrigerator and researching ways to replace it [text] Seriously. I’m like, “Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you’re so fucking intelligent I’m turned on?” [text] Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet? [text] I’m making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life. [text] Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I’ve been waiting for this moment forever.
[text] Lesson learned. Don’t roleplay with a real knife. [text] We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman’s birthday party for the food. Whoops. [text] He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle. [text] I’m wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real. [text] He’s like… An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It’s almost unsettling [text] I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I’ve found the One. [text] i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled “dibs!”… [text] so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog. [text] Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me [text] We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sounds logical. Thank you daylight savings. [text] when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was “chug-a-lug” [text] There’s a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork. [text] Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine [text] My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there. [text] He told me he loved me. I didn’t know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him [text] Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten [text] Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly. [text] He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter. [text] When was the last time you wore pants? [text] Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast. [text] Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time [text] We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person. [text] I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how’s your day going? [text] I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn’t need it today. [text] We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What’s wrong with this tradition? [text] all i’ve had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila. [text] Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don’t exist? [text] Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special [text] And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention [text] This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the “High While Analyzing Disney Movies” texts begin. [text] I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes [text] One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won’t be me. I’m drinking liquor out of a fishbowl. [text] im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster [text] just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing. [text] I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on [text] Let’s play a little game called “Chill the Fuck Out” - you’re our first contestant [text] Didn’t get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie. [text] you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat [text] tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance? [text] We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out [text] maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game [text] i think its awesome that according to your mom i’m your friend that caught on fire. [text] So fucked up. Can’t tell if I’m starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out. [text] I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day. [text] Vodka is such a love hate relationship. [text] you traded sex for a burrito? [text] I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos. [text] it’s not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher. [text] You’re always adorable, but when you’re drunk, you’re like Chia Pet adorable. [text] this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest [text] I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box [text] I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old’s Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day. [text] It’s like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it’s gummy bears and instead of milk it’s vodka. [text] You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go [text] Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome. [text] we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying “i mean who doesn’t like cheetos” [text] quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you [text] I left a cheeto on everyone’s car trailing to the house i’m at, hanzel and gretel style. [text] Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again. [text] nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs [text] When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar. [text] kinda considering buying a life alert for sophomore year [text] My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something. [text] Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex. [text] you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing ‘follow the yellowbrick road’. i’m pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted [text] It’s like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job. [text] did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes? [text] The world would be so much better with thought bubbles. [text] I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy! [text] You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen. [text] I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter. [text] So I woke up today with someone’s door knob in my pocket. I hope everybody else got out of the house ok. [text] So we successfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know. [text] Because when I say ‘You shouldn’t drink anymore’, she hears, ‘I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks’ [text] okay, this game isn’t funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are. [text] when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed [text] so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat. [text] You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone [text] never. drinking. again. [text] I’m gonna get drunk and throw up on the first happy couple I see. [text] I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now [text] i’m out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction. [text] Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
mrktan:
( 💣 ) – TRYING TO RESIST HER GAZE, HIS EYES DARTED TO THE MACHINE. Letting out a scoff, his sleeves were soon rolled up and fingers wrapped around the joystick, ❝ Watch and learn, amateur. ❞ Lightly tapping on the button next to the joystick, the introductory tune played the claw was soon set free. ❝ Honestly, how do you even survive without me? ❞ He muses.
☪ —- ; ❝ .... ❞ watching in awe as he took control of the joystick, the idol’s mouth came open and she glances over, lightly nudging his arm and pursing her lips at his words. “ yah, is this how you talk to your other sunbaes? i think i would survive just fine without you! ❞ nodding, a grin slowly surfaces on her lips and she taps at the glass of the machine with her nails to garner his attention. ❝ now focus. win me the plushie that i want! ❞
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ɴᴀᴍᴇ: Pyo Hyemi. ( Pyopyo, Pyo Boss, Hyemimi. ) ʙɪʀᴛʜᴅᴀʏ: April 3rd, 1991. ʀᴇʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴsʜɪᴘ sᴛᴀᴛᴜs: Single. ᴢᴏᴅɪᴀᴄ sɪɢɴ: Aries. sɪʙʟɪɴɢs: One younger brother. ᴘᴇᴛs: None currently, wants to adopt a dog in the future. ᴛɪᴍᴇ: 4 AM KST. ᴘʜᴏɴᴇ: Samsung Galaxy s6. ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴏʀ ʟᴜsᴛ: Love. ʟᴇᴍᴏɴᴀᴅᴇ ᴏʀ ɪᴄᴇᴅ ᴛᴇᴀ: Lemonade. ᴄᴀᴛs ᴏʀ ᴅᴏɢs: Both. ᴄᴏᴋᴇ ᴏʀ ᴘᴇᴘsɪ: Coke. ᴅᴀʏ ᴏʀ ɴɪɢʜᴛ: Morning. ᴍᴇᴛ ᴀ ᴄᴇʟᴇʙʀɪᴛʏ: Yes, a number of them. ( obviously. ) ᴄʜᴀᴘsᴛɪᴄᴋ ᴏʀ ʟɪᴘsᴛɪᴄᴋ: Lipstick. ᴄɪᴛʏ ᴏʀ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛʀʏ: City. ʟᴀsᴛ sᴏɴɢ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇᴅ: Up & Down - EXID.
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“ Let’s get that one too- “ Jota pointed at a basket in the front, holding up the white plastic that bags that had already been filled with other ingredients. “ Alright- I think that’s all. or should we make a dessert too? “
☪ —- ; ❝ dessert is a must! ❞ she insists, stressing the importance of dessert after a good meal. the idol hums thoughtfully for a short moment, lighting up with an idea and offering him an enthusiastic smile. ❝ strawberry shortcake. it’s easy to make and tasty too. ❞