[dogpuppy]

[999islanddressing]

Useless invention : extra wide toilet paper

[thememedaddy]

[cottoncandylesbo]

delivery guy threw my bananas this morning well thats just fine you might as well. and fuck my tight little hole while youre at it. and beat me. and beat me senseless

[organicmatter]

Being hairy is so awesome #mammal

[energyprison]

Sex is so stupid man like "ohhh our wieners are out lets wiggle them around" like. I have work in the morning. Be serious

[999islanddressing]

I hate when people brown beef and it’s still in squiggles

You did a bad job

[sudaca-swag]

as a woman in the ozempics era you HAVE to have friends who eat normally (3-4 meals a day, no girl dinner bullshit) and who are always down to going to cafes and eating burguers and fries and stuff, I cannot stress how vital for your mental health it is to have friends with whom you feel free to say you're hungry at any time and with whom you feel free to eat as much as you want

[tygerbug]

This is the money Marge. Reblog for good fortune

[cholerascum]

money marge

save me

save me money marge

give me one thousand dollars

[mrsterlingeverything]

[longnuts]

Me at the golf course fucking the wholes

[clowniconography]

i have to share this post i just saw about the only woman in a hot dog eating contest beating all the men (from tiktok user linslayer911)

look at how fucking pissed off that whole line of guys is 😭 i bet this win felt amazing

[tastylemonbread]

hotmogged by a real eater

[radiation]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[kapacb413]

[dogpuppy]

[k1mkardashian]

feeling hateful bitter and evil today… and that’s okay! 😂

[999islanddressing]

[elliegoose]

this was posted in a fat liberationist twitter group i'm a part of and it is unironically a cornerstone of my philosophy and politics