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the kids are calling them "stone fruits." they start off small—think cherries. then they're hooked and they need a quick fix, they get peaches, maybe some nectarines. it's all they can think about. before you know it, they're trying the really hard stuff—apricots, plums. once they taste a mango there's no going back.

probuccalfat

i donated my body to a medical school to use as a cadaver and honestly it’s not great for me because i’m like i should live it the fuck up and catch every disease so they really have something to work with and i’m not the most boring betty in the cadaver selection

laterkiss

*flirting* are you ever repulsed by ur desires

transjudas

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

eraserheadadult

i love that the editor made a meme for demonstration purposes

evilvillain123456789

my dipshit husband needs me to check in on him after he asked to be locked in a cage. if i dont do this tedious femdom bullshit with him he says hes going to go to the police about my insane southern gothic style relationship with my quasimodo style brother

ramiikin

Started up skyrim again recently and had to paint a glitch I experienced, this game is still life changing so many years later

tiktoks-i-enjoyed

heckthatbork

@snewts

anti-parent

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

anti-parent

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"